Sonya Mathews
@mathewssonya.bsky.social
Wordsmith, comic, poker of technology.
Often amusing; needs to write more. Transatlantic New Scot. They/them.
My website: sonyamathews.com
Often amusing; needs to write more. Transatlantic New Scot. They/them.
My website: sonyamathews.com
Today is the last day of Jokevember! The theme is gratitude. So Here are two jokes on the subject. Thank you for tolerating this challenge. It has been fun and hard and I have enjoyed it a lot!
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today is the last day of Jokevember! The theme is gratitude. So Here are two jokes on the subject. Thank you for tolerating this challenge. It has been fun and hard and I have enjoyed it a lot!
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
Wild how many very important people are working so hard to distance themselves from a man whose name they apparently had no problem appearing next to in emails and flight logs. #epstein #epsteinlist #thecomicswordbook #writers
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wild how many very important people are working so hard to distance themselves from a man whose name they apparently had no problem appearing next to in emails and flight logs. #epstein #epsteinlist #thecomicswordbook #writers
Limited myself to two jokes about the news. Which is wild, considering the news didn’t return the favor. #news #jokevember #jokes #american
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Limited myself to two jokes about the news. Which is wild, considering the news didn’t return the favor. #news #jokevember #jokes #american
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I have a hypothesis that you can tell people who have been driven around their whole life. They have not been formed in the crucible of public transport, and been exposed to its breadth of humanity. #jokes #publictransit #bus #jokevember
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I have a hypothesis that you can tell people who have been driven around their whole life. They have not been formed in the crucible of public transport, and been exposed to its breadth of humanity. #jokes #publictransit #bus #jokevember
This joke comes direct from my father, who has always been a towering font of wisdom and fashion sense. #fashion #fashionsense #fitcheck #jokes #jokevember
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This joke comes direct from my father, who has always been a towering font of wisdom and fashion sense. #fashion #fashionsense #fitcheck #jokes #jokevember
Millennials are basically medieval peasants with Wi-Fi. Our most valuable asset is a cast-iron pan. We grow herbs like apothecaries. We’re one goat away from feudalism, and we don’t even have a yard to put it in. #jokevember #millennials #jokes #comedy
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Millennials are basically medieval peasants with Wi-Fi. Our most valuable asset is a cast-iron pan. We grow herbs like apothecaries. We’re one goat away from feudalism, and we don’t even have a yard to put it in. #jokevember #millennials #jokes #comedy
Boats and cars are called 'she' because for some people pronouns only matter if they refer to something shiny that doesn’t talk back. But I digress. #jokes #luck #lady #comedian #jokevember
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Boats and cars are called 'she' because for some people pronouns only matter if they refer to something shiny that doesn’t talk back. But I digress. #jokes #luck #lady #comedian #jokevember
The internet went out and I opened the curtains out of sheer panic. Turns out my flat comes with an outside. What do I do now? #internet #jokes #jokevember #comedian #standupcomedy
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The internet went out and I opened the curtains out of sheer panic. Turns out my flat comes with an outside. What do I do now? #internet #jokes #jokevember #comedian #standupcomedy
Darrel had too much wine and tried to baptize the ham “to cleanse its spirit before digestion.” When Aunt June told him to sit down, he challenged it to a duel, shouting “Name your seconds!” and slapped it with a dinner roll.
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Darrel had too much wine and tried to baptize the ham “to cleanse its spirit before digestion.” When Aunt June told him to sit down, he challenged it to a duel, shouting “Name your seconds!” and slapped it with a dinner roll.
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
In our Slavic Household we have a Slavic button that anyone can press to speed up the conversaton, skip small talk or get to the point. It is awesome, you should get one. #slavic #smalltalk #weather #comedian #jokes
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In our Slavic Household we have a Slavic button that anyone can press to speed up the conversaton, skip small talk or get to the point. It is awesome, you should get one. #slavic #smalltalk #weather #comedian #jokes
Today's Jokevember theme is Health Kick. I do a bit on stage about wedding vows and how I think they should be treated like mortgages. This comes from that bit. #jokes #comedian #jokevember #health #fitness
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today's Jokevember theme is Health Kick. I do a bit on stage about wedding vows and how I think they should be treated like mortgages. This comes from that bit. #jokes #comedian #jokevember #health #fitness
ZippityTask is a gig app where freelancers compete to walk a dog that doesn't exist yet. It has no HR, no contact email, and its terms of service are written in emoji. The mascot is a squirrel in a vest who says, “Keep grinding, champ!” when you get fired. #jokes #millennial #agegap #jokevember
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ZippityTask is a gig app where freelancers compete to walk a dog that doesn't exist yet. It has no HR, no contact email, and its terms of service are written in emoji. The mascot is a squirrel in a vest who says, “Keep grinding, champ!” when you get fired. #jokes #millennial #agegap #jokevember
I listen to Russian through my English language brain, and sometimes, interesting mashups happen. This vulgar interjection, the first time I heard it, made me think of "zaika" which is rabbit and "bis!" which you shout in a theater for an encore. #russian #Русский #Русскийязык #multilingual
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I listen to Russian through my English language brain, and sometimes, interesting mashups happen. This vulgar interjection, the first time I heard it, made me think of "zaika" which is rabbit and "bis!" which you shout in a theater for an encore. #russian #Русский #Русскийязык #multilingual
This is genuinely true. I do not like the phrase "guilty pleasure" or for that matter "a cheeky pint". Just say you like trash and it makes you happy. Move on. #guiltypleasure #jokes #comedy
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This is genuinely true. I do not like the phrase "guilty pleasure" or for that matter "a cheeky pint". Just say you like trash and it makes you happy. Move on. #guiltypleasure #jokes #comedy
A definition of the word "sphinctocracy" from The Comic's Wordbook, based on the wisdom of Magistra Mathews. #thecomicswordbook #dictionary #politics #usa #writers #comedian
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
A definition of the word "sphinctocracy" from The Comic's Wordbook, based on the wisdom of Magistra Mathews. #thecomicswordbook #dictionary #politics #usa #writers #comedian
I keep looking for food I know I didn't cook. Maybe the elves #cooking #adulting #jokes #writerslife
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I keep looking for food I know I didn't cook. Maybe the elves #cooking #adulting #jokes #writerslife
Everyone was on edge, but to be fair—Kennedy did start it with “Just circling back…” #history #joke #email #workplacedrama #jokevember
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Everyone was on edge, but to be fair—Kennedy did start it with “Just circling back…” #history #joke #email #workplacedrama #jokevember
It is a bit weird that we keep an animal in our house that has their own schedule. Like we just pass each other in the hallway without talking. Sorry man, no time to talk, I've got to go scream at the corner for an hour and then knock something onto the floor. #cats #awkward #joke #catpeople
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It is a bit weird that we keep an animal in our house that has their own schedule. Like we just pass each other in the hallway without talking. Sorry man, no time to talk, I've got to go scream at the corner for an hour and then knock something onto the floor. #cats #awkward #joke #catpeople
I am my partner's ESW : Emotional Support White Person. I deal with the authorities, make phone calls, and complete all online forms. In turn he is introducing me to flavor. #romance #joke #whitepeople #jokevember #travel
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I am my partner's ESW : Emotional Support White Person. I deal with the authorities, make phone calls, and complete all online forms. In turn he is introducing me to flavor. #romance #joke #whitepeople #jokevember #travel
Nancy Pelosi has shattered so many barriers. It felt like an opportune time to make a joke about the idea of the glass ceiling. #nancypelosi #jokes #politics
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Nancy Pelosi has shattered so many barriers. It felt like an opportune time to make a joke about the idea of the glass ceiling. #nancypelosi #jokes #politics
You have one birthday and suddenly the cucumber ends up in the cutlery jar. #forties #birthday #middleaged #thanksbrain
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You have one birthday and suddenly the cucumber ends up in the cutlery jar. #forties #birthday #middleaged #thanksbrain
Today's theme is "fear factor", which as a millennial primarily means a trashy TV show from the early 2000s. Thus, today's joke references this subject. #jokes #jokevember #standupcomedy #joerogan
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Today's theme is "fear factor", which as a millennial primarily means a trashy TV show from the early 2000s. Thus, today's joke references this subject. #jokes #jokevember #standupcomedy #joerogan