Gooth
@massivegooth.bsky.social
I'm an apeman
I'm an ape, apeman
Oh, I'm an apeman
I'm an ape, apeman
Oh, I'm an apeman
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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Recreated in 4K to ring in the holiday spirit
December 1, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Recreated in 4K to ring in the holiday spirit
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thinking about tomb raider 1 gorillas
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
thinking about tomb raider 1 gorillas
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
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always remember this
May 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
always remember this
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Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
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THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW
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I was texting my wife that I was having a little bit of a hard time out on my errands so I was going to treat myself to a bbq sides plate and this is what spell correct suggested when it didn’t understand “treat myself”
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was texting my wife that I was having a little bit of a hard time out on my errands so I was going to treat myself to a bbq sides plate and this is what spell correct suggested when it didn’t understand “treat myself”
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This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team
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sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
February 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
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CUT METAL GEAR SOLID 2 DIALOG
otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com.
solid snake: i don't think that last website is real.
otacon, gravely serious: every website is real.
[CUTSCENE LOADING]
otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com.
solid snake: i don't think that last website is real.
otacon, gravely serious: every website is real.
[CUTSCENE LOADING]
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
CUT METAL GEAR SOLID 2 DIALOG
otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com.
solid snake: i don't think that last website is real.
otacon, gravely serious: every website is real.
[CUTSCENE LOADING]
otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com.
solid snake: i don't think that last website is real.
otacon, gravely serious: every website is real.
[CUTSCENE LOADING]
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I had this tape when I was a kid and in my head dracula was wearing headphones but instead he's just like "vhat vas that last track? 'Creaky Floorboard'? Crank that shit"
October 13, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I had this tape when I was a kid and in my head dracula was wearing headphones but instead he's just like "vhat vas that last track? 'Creaky Floorboard'? Crank that shit"
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Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
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Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws
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(when there’s murder) this better not be most foul
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
(when there’s murder) this better not be most foul
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for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Woke up this mornin’, gonna have myself some fun! Mama always said “dont step on bubblegum!”
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Woke up this mornin’, gonna have myself some fun! Mama always said “dont step on bubblegum!”