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A dog mom who screams on the Internet. Views are my own, but you already know that.

I'm not mad at you. I don't care.
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Obsession with heritage is the last refuge of morons. I’m related to more Ohio-born presidents than JD Vance can name, but it’s my commitment to the Constitution and human rights that defines my patriotism, not a pathetic attempt to hang my value on the heads of my dead ancestors
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A reminder that Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra’s parents emigrated here during a period when Italians were considered to be a genetically inferior and criminal-minded underclass that Stephen Miller’s racist predecessors said should be excluded from America
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is the worst fucking state and I can’t wait to leave for good.
TODAY IN NOT-SURPRISING NEWS: Tucker Carlson Supports A Putsch
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"It's not gonna be two years. It's not even gonna be 18 months, I don't think. So we're gonna go as fast as we can, while ensuring that we're doing as good a job as we possibly can." 🙌🏾
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
MY HEART 🥹 #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
One more sleep til Heated Rivalry
a hockey player says let 's go while wearing his helmet
ALT: a hockey player says let 's go while wearing his helmet
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m so old I remember my mom throwing a fit when it went above $1 per gallon.
The gas in Die Hard was 75 cent a gallon.
December 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Merry Christmas 🎁

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BEYONCÉ BOWL
YouTube video by Beyoncé
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December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Men can’t have a sweet treat anymore? Damn.
Hear that fellas? No dessert if you want to be manly man!
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A MILLION?!
The Justice Department said it found over a million more pages of Jeffrey Epstein documents, extending the time it will take for a full release. A law passed by Congress gave the department a deadline of last Friday to release the files. nyti.ms/49rG0QL
A Million More Epstein Documents Have Been Found, Justice Dept. Says
Democratic lawmakers, who had criticized the Justice Department’s release of the material, accused the Trump administration of violating the law mandating the release of the files.
nyti.ms
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“If the Ellisons prevail, their business empire could range from CNN to Warner Bros. to TikTok. That could have enormous consequences for the news and entertainment industries, perhaps making the Ellisons as influential as the Murdochs…” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/b...
A Father, a Son and Their $108 Billion Push for Media Moguldom
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bridging new and old Christmas Eve traditions: sleeping downstairs near the big Christmas tree, watching the Flintstones movie, I Yabba-Dabba Do!, while my dog wears his silk pajamas.
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is bonkers, if true
December 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Louis DeJoy may be gone, but his legacy lives on.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Expect him to get deeper into his religious grift
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump has created a "Media Offenders" website that lists journalists, articles, and publications he alleges have been biased against him.

There is also a portal that the public can use to report "biased" or "false" articles.
White House Launches ‘Media Offenders’ Site and Tipline
The website marks the latest escalation of Trump’s attacks on the media.
time.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My former coworker is Canadian and couldn’t visit their dying mother because they probably wouldn’t be able to re-enter the United States again thanks to that demon in the White House.

Not to lib out, but elections have consequences.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He can get a first class ticket to Hell
That superintendent can fuck off
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SHE’S 13! Every single adult at that school failed her.
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What a life lived! May she rest in peace. ❤️
“She began working as a park ranger at age 85, educating visitors about the women and people of color who served on the home front in World War II, herself among them.”

Betty Reid Soskin, Nation’s Oldest Park Ranger, Dies at 104 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
Betty Reid Soskin, Nation’s Oldest Park Ranger, Dies at 104
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s only a matter of time before he starts saying the Fourteen Words.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Remember when Trump sued CBS in a baseless lawsuit and instead of fighting it, they made a $16 million donation to his presidential library so the FCC would approve their merger with Skydance?

Colbert called it a bribe and they announced the cancellation of his show 3 days later.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM