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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣
@markwade.bsky.social
Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer.

I will block randos, especially follow-me-backers and T-shirt holders.
What the hell? Does Gakpo to pregame cupping?

I guess it worked.

#LFC
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Attention, American cable-cutting #LFC fans who do have a Peacock subscription, #FULLIV is the main game being featured on Goal Rush.

You can watch it there. F USA cable.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Allergies or edibiles? You decide.
NYT with a completely psychotic take:
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Well, fuck. Three, count them, THREE totallys? AND two verys?

I'm sure you needed a nap after that, Schmuck.
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Can you guys please sell your tax software and research business before it gets corrupted by bullshit framing like this?

I hate seeing your logo on my work apps.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
A trophy presentation for a quarterfinal just seems stupid.

#CFP
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The trick to winning Pokémon GO Pokéstop showcases?

Off-season golf course gazebos.
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Electric Light Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Dark

The Grateful Dead Milkmen
ruin two bands by combining them:

LCD Soundsystem of a Down.
ruin two bands by combining them:

Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Okay. Last time. I promise.
Last posted 4 months ago, its applicability just keeps increasing exponentially.

Credit: @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
No context Bugonia spoilers:
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's been an hour since someone correctly noted that this was from Moscow and provided you evidence. Why is this clickbait misinformation still up?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQp...
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A union leader that diminishes artistic labor.

Rethink your priorities and delete this slop.
This one was such fun… so I am sharing
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Stollen valor from the Aldi Christmas Aisle of Shame Clearance. $1.75 each.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
For my DCFC friends, here is the You Tube feed for the 12:30 women's indoor match:
www.youtube.com/live/NHo_zum...
⚽️ MASL-W - FC Berlin vs Detroit City FC | Dec 27, 2025
YouTube video by Cloud North TV
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
God bless us, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Someone needs to tell Hutch that CR7 is an asshole.

#OnePride
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Two subs being subbed off due to this thuggery.

I used to like the Spurs as an alternative club.

These guys? Fuck 'em.

#LFC
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fuck Richarlison.

That is all.

#LFC
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hello.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong year to get a Mo Salah jersey to replace my Trent Alexander-Arnold one from a couple of years ago.

#LFC #YNWA
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I have never been more happy to be wrong on the internet.

Up the fucking Reds!

#LFC #YNWA
Gakpo, Hugo, Jones off.

Mo, Rio & Fede on.

Szobo back to LDM.

It's time to throw spaghetti at the walls.

#LFC #YNWA
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gakpo, Hugo, Jones off.

Mo, Rio & Fede on.

Szobo back to LDM.

It's time to throw spaghetti at the walls.

#LFC #YNWA
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Running up the score while Dak is explaining how to catch with two hands to his receiver after having to explain how to hold onto the ball to another one earlier.

This is fun.

#OnePride
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It is never not the wrong time to say "Fuck Jimmy Fallon".
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM