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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣
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Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer.

I will block randos, especially follow-me-backers and T-shirt holders.
Our Tuesday night trivia crew took on all of Belleville tonight (30 teams!) at a fundraiser for the Van Buren Public Schools Education Foundation. It was 80s night.

We won and donated it back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Q is walking (new) Bond down "The Hall of Bonds" on their way to HR to fill out the paperwork.

They walk past framed pictures of all previous Bonds upon the wall, including David Niven, Woody Allen, and Austin Powers.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Closes computer, turns off TV, picks up book.

#LFC
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rebecca Lowe dressed like a Star Trek captain today.

#LFC
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ball don't lie.

#LFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well, fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Up the f'ing City!

#8 seed Detroit City is in Pittsburgh tonight looking for another road upset in the USL Championship playoffs.

Last week, they took out a Louisville City club that went 22 wins, 7 draws, and 1 loss in front of their shocked fans, 1-0.

#DCTID
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Samantha Woj is a Canadian artist who has found a unique way of dealing with her physical difference by using sports equipment to paint portraits of athletes.

She deserves all the follows.
Congrats Connor McDavid on becoming the 4th fastest player to reach 1100 points 👏
#oilers #nhl
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Attention NYC Pokémon GO players: A second Doduo evolution will be available on Wednesday - Exododus. I haven't seen any artwork yet, it's probably armored or something.
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lou's WAR of 75.1 eclipses all of the other non-pitchers, except for Bonds, by about 30 on average. F&ck this committee.
Lou Whitaker did not make the ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame’s Contemporary Era Baseball Committee. The list:

Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Carlos Delgado
Jeff Kent
Don Mattingly
Dale Murphy
Gary Sheffield
Fernando Valenzuela

Era includes players whose primary contributions came after 1980.
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'll take your Yamamoto, and raise you a Mickey Lolich.

Three COMPLETE GAME victories in 1968. 1.67 ERA. 21 strikeouts.

He also hit his only career home run in Game 2.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Time to bring this heat map back for Amara Nallo?

#LFC
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Don't mow with just slides on, they say.

Me: What's the worst that can happen? There's no rocks in the yard, and my feet are far away from the blades on this Ryobi.

(Wears slides into shower)
October 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everyone is forgetting the "Every accusation is a confession" and "Everybody does it" aspects of this.

Trump thinks Biden had agents in the FBI doing his bidding despite not being president, just like Trump had the NY FBI office working for him in 2016.
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Link requested this be boosted so we can help Dr. Divya raise money for Palestinian families in need.

It is also a good day to reinstate Link’s account.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Has the IRS Practicioners Priority Line been affected by the shutdown? About half of the total staff has been furloughed. I didn't know if they considered it "essential" and left it open and properly staffed.

#TaxBS #Taxsky
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Game 5 #tigers #mariners preview, courtesy of @pbfcomics.bsky.social:
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sept. 30. Oct. 1
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
And the player worn kits from Saturday are now up for auction with all proceeds benefitting the Michigan Immigrant Rights Center.

www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
September 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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It’s both depressing and darkly hilarious how Lawfare posting has gone from “we got him on an Article 33, Clause 8, Subsection Alpha infraction, baby cannon time!” to *slams whisky bottle down* “the law is fake and I challenge John Roberts to a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot.”
September 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
@detcityfc.com and @ngsdetroit.bsky.social, not shutting up and dribbling.
September 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch.
September 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If DEVO tours again in 2026, they should just forget the B-52's and only bring Lene Lovich along.

She had an amazing set and impressive energy for a 76 year old
September 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM