ShinigamiDad "Certified Bluesky Elder Reply Guy"
@marktspence.bsky.social
Colorado boy in dusty 'ol Oklahoma, hard-core skeptic who envies romantics. B.A. in English (Colorado State '89) that's been wasted on fanfic #SlavaUkraini
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
Share a great female villain
December 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Share a great female villain
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
A bakery called "It's a Cake!!"
What are you calling it?
A bakery called "It's a Cake!!"
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"The Trouble with Truffles"
What are you calling it?
"The Trouble with Truffles"
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Balance of Terroir."
What are you calling it?
"Balance of Terroir."
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
A bakery called "It's a Cake!!"
What are you calling it?
A bakery called "It's a Cake!!"
Was having a group chat on the topic of immortality. Opinions were mixed, so I weighed-in... #FriendshipFriday #MLP
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Was having a group chat on the topic of immortality. Opinions were mixed, so I weighed-in... #FriendshipFriday #MLP
Make a Bond movie casual
Mobile Game Royale
Mobile Game Royale
Make a Bond movie casual
Madlad With The Golden Gun
Madlad With The Golden Gun
Make a Bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Mobile Game Royale
Mobile Game Royale
Just looked up the results from last night's T-Wolves/Nuggets game, and damn near spit out my coffee when I saw Joker's stat line! Holy shit! #NBA
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just looked up the results from last night's T-Wolves/Nuggets game, and damn near spit out my coffee when I saw Joker's stat line! Holy shit! #NBA
<stands at bathroom counter, fumbling pills, trying to remember what he just took> "God, you're dumb--good thing you're pretty!" <glances up at mirror> "Uh, oh..."
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
<stands at bathroom counter, fumbling pills, trying to remember what he just took> "God, you're dumb--good thing you're pretty!" <glances up at mirror> "Uh, oh..."
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, took the Silmaril to the Uttermost West, in an effort to beseech the Valar to give aid against Morgoth.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, would die for you, darling, if you want him to.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, took off and nuked the entire site from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, took the Silmaril to the Uttermost West, in an effort to beseech the Valar to give aid against Morgoth.
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come has had enough of your bullshit...
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come has had enough of your bullshit...
"Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" Disney-style...
Wally Wood’s 22 Positions That Always Work:
Yooo
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" Disney-style...
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Huorn Lewis and the Yews
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Durin Durin.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Huorn Lewis and the Yews
Holy shit--I felt that from *here*! #nfl #ChiefsVChargers
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Holy shit--I felt that from *here*! #nfl #ChiefsVChargers
Gustav Klimt's "Death and Life"
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Gustav Klimt's "Death and Life"
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Ruin a song by changing the lyrics.
"Exit light, enter knife..."
"Exit light, enter knife..."
Ruin a song by changing the lyrics.
“We all live in a yellow nectarine…”
“We all live in a yellow nectarine…”
Ruin a song by changing the lyrics.
"Hopelessly demoted to you.."
"Hopelessly demoted to you.."
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ruin a song by changing the lyrics.
"Exit light, enter knife..."
"Exit light, enter knife..."
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
Not poetry, strictly speaking, but close enough...
"To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil"
Not poetry, strictly speaking, but close enough...
"To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil"
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
Not poetry, strictly speaking, but close enough...
"To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil"
Not poetry, strictly speaking, but close enough...
"To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil"
If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity
OG answer: I grew up on Tolkien in the '70s/'80, so Aragorn.
Currently?
OG answer: I grew up on Tolkien in the '70s/'80, so Aragorn.
Currently?
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity
OG answer: I grew up on Tolkien in the '70s/'80, so Aragorn.
Currently?
OG answer: I grew up on Tolkien in the '70s/'80, so Aragorn.
Currently?
Currently working on cup #2...
a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table
Alt: A very bedraggled kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Currently working on cup #2...
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The Mome Raths Outgrabe, Charlie Brown
If I Cannot Answer Your Crimes With My Fists While You Live I Will Follow You To Hell For The Sake Of My Revenge, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Mome Raths Outgrabe, Charlie Brown
What I am wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What I am wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
"The Last Poaster"
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"The Last Poaster"