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Mark <The representative of Epstein Island has the floor> Rey ⛰️🌴
@markerey.bsky.social
queer married desert-dwelling animal-loving music & film nerd; I never skip intros or end credits

Are you a mean jerk? Because I gleefully block mean jerks. And MAGAts and TERFs, but you know…same difference.

Also: fuck “A.I.”
Got to my seat on this flight and was encouraged to see person next to me also wearing a mask which faded quickly after she shortly thereafter took it off to wipe her runny nose with it. (!) No longer wearing her mask she continues to hack and sniff.

Humans can be so goddamn disgusting.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I stopped in an art supply store here in México today which has some good general advice for everyone in the world.
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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I just now saw this. It needs to be hanging in a museum. It’s a work of art!
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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We all know Pam Bondi is full of shit about literally everything, but I’m revisiting this because people need to understand the real Culver City.

And Pam Bondi needs to keep all of Los Angeles out of her mouth.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I would rather Lassie never come home than use those shitty surveillance tech Ring cameras.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Traveling the last couple of days it’s wild how many _older_ people I overhear on their phones in the airport saying things like, “Did you ask ChatGPT?” “ChatGPT told me,” “She said that ChatGPT said,” etc.

I really do think we might all be in trouble.
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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I know we have some 🔥 senators on the Democratic team. Can one of them, please, step up and throw their hat in the ring for leader? Stop complaining in private because this is intolerable.
@democrats.senate.gov
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A.I. Qaeda
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Bookshop.org Teams with Draft2Digital
The online bookselling platform has partnered with the self-publishing company to allow self-published authors to sell e-books on its site.
www.publishersweekly.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Joaquin Phoenix blessed us all by dropping out of the Todd Haynes film _De Noche_ so that we could get the guapo lead we deserve.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons
NEWS: The cuts were so severe that at least one department head asked to leave The Post rather than be included in the planning.

Peter Finn, The Post's international editor, requested that he be laid off once he learned about the scope of the cuts to his section.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
Washington Post Begins Sweeping Layoffs
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Unbelievable
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Jeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM