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No one was actually going to procure a woodchipper and leave a trail of relevance crumbs to lure Megyn Kelly into it but if someone says “Lego makes their green bricks with andrenochrome” there could be a mass shooting at Legoland

Businesses all around the Palm Springs area are flying Canadian flags next to their American ones but it’s not stopping many Canadians from selling their desert properties. A friend of ours just put her house on the market & her realtor warned there are >2x houses for sale here over last year.

They’re fucking Goofy.

When I went to pick up a rental car this summer the car size I reserved was not available so the agent asked if I would like to try driving a Tesla. I softly laughed and said, “Ohhhhhh, noooooo.” The agent gave me a half-smile and said, “I get that a lot.”

I may have closed my eyes and thought about bearded Chakotay and the bones of his ancestors a couple of times.

NBC and also SNL worked very hard to clean up Donald’s image which is why this country is where it is right now.

I will never forget nor forgive this.

Maybe he was just going to get a bag so he could load a possible dead guy in his trunk to eat later.

Fire Wank with Me

“Let me experience D’Angelo.”

Show me where on the sandwich you were touched.

#tortalaw