Mark <I Have Friends Everywhere> Rey ⛰️🌴🌵⛰️
@markerey.bsky.social
queer married desert-dwelling animal-loving music & film nerd; I never skip intros or end credits
Are you a mean jerk? Because I gleefully block mean jerks. And MAGAts and TERFs, but you know…same difference.
Also: fuck “A.I.”
Are you a mean jerk? Because I gleefully block mean jerks. And MAGAts and TERFs, but you know…same difference.
Also: fuck “A.I.”
Tappa tappa tappa
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tappa tappa tappa
Merry Xmas, you heinous troll Kim Davis! May your copious tears stain every one of your sad frocks.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Merry Xmas, you heinous troll Kim Davis! May your copious tears stain every one of your sad frocks.
Native Foods is a vegan restaurant in Palm Springs with excellent food and is owned by two of the kindest businesspeople I’ve ever met.
The message at the bottom of their receipts makes me want to give them all of my business.
The message at the bottom of their receipts makes me want to give them all of my business.
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Native Foods is a vegan restaurant in Palm Springs with excellent food and is owned by two of the kindest businesspeople I’ve ever met.
The message at the bottom of their receipts makes me want to give them all of my business.
The message at the bottom of their receipts makes me want to give them all of my business.
Happy Colobus Day!
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Happy Colobus Day!
The word is about, there's something evolving
Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here
That the revolution's near
But to me, it seems quite clear
That it's all just a little bit of history repeating
Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here
That the revolution's near
But to me, it seems quite clear
That it's all just a little bit of history repeating
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The word is about, there's something evolving
Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here
That the revolution's near
But to me, it seems quite clear
That it's all just a little bit of history repeating
Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here
That the revolution's near
But to me, it seems quite clear
That it's all just a little bit of history repeating
Some jerk was leaving these little trashy plastic Jesus pieces on the trails of a national park so I decided to engage in a humble dual homage to Andres Serrano and Marcel Duchamp.
September 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Some jerk was leaving these little trashy plastic Jesus pieces on the trails of a national park so I decided to engage in a humble dual homage to Andres Serrano and Marcel Duchamp.
This loser has real Esmeralda-from-Edward-Scissorhands energy
July 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This loser has real Esmeralda-from-Edward-Scissorhands energy
The only AI I would fuck with
July 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The only AI I would fuck with
First time in a Daiso store this morning and all I can say is fuck your straight feelings.
July 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
First time in a Daiso store this morning and all I can say is fuck your straight feelings.
Happy Independence Day
July 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Happy Independence Day
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
June 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
“But they have a fight on their hands, don’t they?”
June 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“But they have a fight on their hands, don’t they?”
Nemik explains it all
June 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nemik explains it all
We have several free little libraries in our neighborhood but a couple of years ago somebody put up a free little art gallery where you can take or leave small paintings, sculptures, and other great little works.
June 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We have several free little libraries in our neighborhood but a couple of years ago somebody put up a free little art gallery where you can take or leave small paintings, sculptures, and other great little works.
My wise and lovely grade school music teacher introduced me to the recorder, Dvorak, Holst, & Woody Guthrie and became my piano accompanist for trumpet solo competitions through high school. My husband & I visit her whenever we’re back in my home state & every year she sends us an anniversary card.
June 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My wise and lovely grade school music teacher introduced me to the recorder, Dvorak, Holst, & Woody Guthrie and became my piano accompanist for trumpet solo competitions through high school. My husband & I visit her whenever we’re back in my home state & every year she sends us an anniversary card.
If Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans don’t end up falling in love with each other then Celine Song is correct.
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans don’t end up falling in love with each other then Celine Song is correct.
Meero: You need a radical insurgency you can count on.
Krennic: Count on for what?
Meero: You need Gohrman rebels you can depend on to do the wrong thing.
Krennic: Count on for what?
Meero: You need Gohrman rebels you can depend on to do the wrong thing.
June 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Meero: You need a radical insurgency you can count on.
Krennic: Count on for what?
Meero: You need Gohrman rebels you can depend on to do the wrong thing.
Krennic: Count on for what?
Meero: You need Gohrman rebels you can depend on to do the wrong thing.
It’s always so sad* to see fascists turn on each other.
*exhilarating
*exhilarating
June 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s always so sad* to see fascists turn on each other.
*exhilarating
*exhilarating
Happy Pride Mon.
June 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Happy Pride Mon.
Happy Pride.
June 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy Pride.
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
What would we do without Galaxy Glue
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue
What would we do without Galaxy Glue
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue
May 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
What would we do without Galaxy Glue
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue
What would we do without Galaxy Glue
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue
starting my summer
May 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
starting my summer
This coupon code made me realize that Patagonia is on Bluesky (or else their coupon code creator is somebody who works at “8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown”).
May 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This coupon code made me realize that Patagonia is on Bluesky (or else their coupon code creator is somebody who works at “8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown”).
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
May 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price