Marcella Arguello
@marcellacomedy.bsky.social
The good news is 2026 is gonna be great because everyone had a hard 2025 which taught people what actually matters to them so everyones going into this year with optimism by default. Happy New Year!
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The good news is 2026 is gonna be great because everyone had a hard 2025 which taught people what actually matters to them so everyones going into this year with optimism by default. Happy New Year!
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"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
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A joint investigation by ProPublica and FRONTLINE identified more than two dozen cases of immigration agents using "less lethal" weapons in ways that appear to flout the government's own rules, including by aiming at someone’s head, spine or groin or deploying chemical agents near children.
Trump’s Immigration Forces Deploy “Less Lethal” Weapons in Dangerous Ways | FRONTLINE | PBS | Official Site | Documentary Series
Civil rights and weapons experts cite the consequences of federal agents’ use of crowd control weapons: religious leaders shot with pepper balls and noxious chemicals. A nurse nearly blinded by tear g...
www.pbs.org
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
A joint investigation by ProPublica and FRONTLINE identified more than two dozen cases of immigration agents using "less lethal" weapons in ways that appear to flout the government's own rules, including by aiming at someone’s head, spine or groin or deploying chemical agents near children.
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I used to overdraft when I was courting my wife when I was in college but that’s just me. I was built different.
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I used to overdraft when I was courting my wife when I was in college but that’s just me. I was built different.
Hot tip for young comedians: January is not the month to hit mics. Take a fucking break. Let the new years resolution newbies get all their energy out. You need a break! Plan better and hit it hard in February. 🫡
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hot tip for young comedians: January is not the month to hit mics. Take a fucking break. Let the new years resolution newbies get all their energy out. You need a break! Plan better and hit it hard in February. 🫡
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I just realized that my older standup special is available for free (with ads) on Tubi! A lot of my favorite old bits are on it, plus some real weird stuff I came up with while doing Zoom shows in 2020!
Josh Gondelman: People Pleaser (2022)
The comic who just wants everyone to have a good time explores the pressures of appearing in his friends’ dreams and choosing the right wedding DJ.
tubitv.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I just realized that my older standup special is available for free (with ads) on Tubi! A lot of my favorite old bits are on it, plus some real weird stuff I came up with while doing Zoom shows in 2020!
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My beautiful friend, a nurse, died at 31 last night. Her cancer treatment was delayed because a visitor did not wear a mask and she became terribly ill for weeks with the flu or COVID and following infections. If you're wearing a mask, thank you.
Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny
Critics of the Daily Show host say he's a hypocrite.
www.motherjones.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My beautiful friend, a nurse, died at 31 last night. Her cancer treatment was delayed because a visitor did not wear a mask and she became terribly ill for weeks with the flu or COVID and following infections. If you're wearing a mask, thank you.
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In case you needed one more reason not to use AI …
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
www.pcgamer.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In case you needed one more reason not to use AI …
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
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every time i take a peek at threads i immediately read the dumbest thing ive ever seen in my life
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
every time i take a peek at threads i immediately read the dumbest thing ive ever seen in my life
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He was trying so hard to be gentle which made it cut deeper.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He was trying so hard to be gentle which made it cut deeper.
Wishing you all a week of not arguing with complete strangers online because boo what is you doooooin get a grip and hold onto it for the entirety of the new year
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wishing you all a week of not arguing with complete strangers online because boo what is you doooooin get a grip and hold onto it for the entirety of the new year
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I hate a bald face, unnecessary ass liar. Just lying to lie, aint no entertainment value to it or nothing, just a boring, lying ass waste of time. And their breath always stank.
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hate a bald face, unnecessary ass liar. Just lying to lie, aint no entertainment value to it or nothing, just a boring, lying ass waste of time. And their breath always stank.
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
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Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news
that bernie impression comes outta nowhere
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
that bernie impression comes outta nowhere
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WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
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Leak ! Leak ! Leak ! Leak ! Leak!
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Leak ! Leak ! Leak ! Leak ! Leak!
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
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I’m on today’s episode of Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me on a panel with Hari Kondabolu and Paula Poundstone! Peter and Bill and the team were a joy to work with as always! Rhea Seehorn was an amazing guest! Pluribus! It’s good!
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m on today’s episode of Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me on a panel with Hari Kondabolu and Paula Poundstone! Peter and Bill and the team were a joy to work with as always! Rhea Seehorn was an amazing guest! Pluribus! It’s good!
Some days I worry about my career and other days I’m glad I don’t have to break my jaw to stay relevant.
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Some days I worry about my career and other days I’m glad I don’t have to break my jaw to stay relevant.
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Maria has been accused over the years of fabricating her story that she had gone to the FBI. After finding the document in the trove, I called her. She broke down in tears.
“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Maria has been accused over the years of fabricating her story that she had gone to the FBI. After finding the document in the trove, I called her. She broke down in tears.
“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
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Therein lies the rub: AI cannot have “ideas” of its own. Every “idea” you thought AI had came from a person, either through prompting or theft.
The way to jumpstart the “idea machine” is to have people focused less on survival and more on living passionately.
The way to jumpstart the “idea machine” is to have people focused less on survival and more on living passionately.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Therein lies the rub: AI cannot have “ideas” of its own. Every “idea” you thought AI had came from a person, either through prompting or theft.
The way to jumpstart the “idea machine” is to have people focused less on survival and more on living passionately.
The way to jumpstart the “idea machine” is to have people focused less on survival and more on living passionately.
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Breaking news: The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6 percent, the highest since 2021, underscoring concerns about the strength of the economy.
Labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October, November; unemployment rate up
The labor market cool down continued this fall, according to new jobs numbers released on a delayed scheduled by the Labor Department.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Breaking news: The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6 percent, the highest since 2021, underscoring concerns about the strength of the economy.
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all