Becca From The Mont
@maplesweetheart.bsky.social
Vermont Strong 💚 she/her
Single twin mom of semi-feral twins. No, I'm not shopping for men.
Curious, wild, ever reviled.
I'm awful. You love me.
Single twin mom of semi-feral twins. No, I'm not shopping for men.
Curious, wild, ever reviled.
I'm awful. You love me.
Pinned
I've been doing research on ancestry.com, and I reached out to the 'legitimate' side of my father's family (I come from the bastard line, lol).
He is so shocked that his grandfather had a side piece AND had a child with her.
In other news, my family is much bigger than I realized!
He is so shocked that his grandfather had a side piece AND had a child with her.
In other news, my family is much bigger than I realized!
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If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman
I got general tsos' chicken from the local market and it's so spicy I have tears running down my face.
I'm fine.
This is fine.
I'm fine.
This is fine.
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I got general tsos' chicken from the local market and it's so spicy I have tears running down my face.
I'm fine.
This is fine.
I'm fine.
This is fine.
I know I'm running low on laundry when I dig my decade-old nursing bras from the back of the drawer.
It's not all bad, though, they are super comfy and if anyone has a boob emergency then *waa-pow* I gotcha covered.
It's not all bad, though, they are super comfy and if anyone has a boob emergency then *waa-pow* I gotcha covered.
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I know I'm running low on laundry when I dig my decade-old nursing bras from the back of the drawer.
It's not all bad, though, they are super comfy and if anyone has a boob emergency then *waa-pow* I gotcha covered.
It's not all bad, though, they are super comfy and if anyone has a boob emergency then *waa-pow* I gotcha covered.
Why watch the superbowl when we can just watch the painful collapse of democracy?
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Why watch the superbowl when we can just watch the painful collapse of democracy?
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The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
I only wish someone will do the same for me...
I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I only wish someone will do the same for me...
All my uterus wants is various flavors of salt and violence IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?
February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
All my uterus wants is various flavors of salt and violence IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?
I just watched this again because I needed it, and you may just need it, too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOo...
'I’m not a cat': lawyer gets stuck on Zoom kitten filter during court case
YouTube video by Guardian News
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I just watched this again because I needed it, and you may just need it, too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOo...
This is normal.
Totally normal.
Being in the US right now is so normal.
Totally normal.
Being in the US right now is so normal.
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This is normal.
Totally normal.
Being in the US right now is so normal.
Totally normal.
Being in the US right now is so normal.
This 90's angsty punk rock Pandora station I'm curating pairs well with my work-related frustration.
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
This 90's angsty punk rock Pandora station I'm curating pairs well with my work-related frustration.
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This bitch...
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This bitch...
Kennel Club Best in Show winning breeds is such a blursing. There will be a high likelihood of irresponsible breeding to meet a new customer demand. Dobermans have more teeth than other breeds and are banned from most HO policies. This is not good.
www.npr.org/sections/the...
www.npr.org/sections/the...
Photos: Scenes from the 150th Westminster Dog Show
Hundreds of dogs competed for the top prize at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week. Penny the Doberman pinscher was named best in show.
www.npr.org
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Kennel Club Best in Show winning breeds is such a blursing. There will be a high likelihood of irresponsible breeding to meet a new customer demand. Dobermans have more teeth than other breeds and are banned from most HO policies. This is not good.
www.npr.org/sections/the...
www.npr.org/sections/the...
Me: huh, the space on this document is a little tricky, maybe I'll add some columns to maximize the unused parts of the page.
Microsoft Word: *completely loses its fucking mind*
Microsoft Word: *completely loses its fucking mind*
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Me: huh, the space on this document is a little tricky, maybe I'll add some columns to maximize the unused parts of the page.
Microsoft Word: *completely loses its fucking mind*
Microsoft Word: *completely loses its fucking mind*
I need a breathalyzer but it won't let me log into my work computer until it detects enough caffeine in my bloodstream.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I need a breathalyzer but it won't let me log into my work computer until it detects enough caffeine in my bloodstream.
The story never ends...
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The story never ends...
Post-lunch cognitive decline logging in for the afternoon.
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Post-lunch cognitive decline logging in for the afternoon.
I missed the full moon last night?!?
Darn it, now I have to wait a full month before I can haunt the village and collect the souls of mediocre white men.
So inconvenient.
Darn it, now I have to wait a full month before I can haunt the village and collect the souls of mediocre white men.
So inconvenient.
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I missed the full moon last night?!?
Darn it, now I have to wait a full month before I can haunt the village and collect the souls of mediocre white men.
So inconvenient.
Darn it, now I have to wait a full month before I can haunt the village and collect the souls of mediocre white men.
So inconvenient.
Someone explain it to me with crayons.
Woke up warm in the middle of the night. Temp is 67F, thermostat set to 66F. Turn it down to 63F and go back to bed.
5 minutes later the furnace turns on.
Like, why. That was the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.
Woke up warm in the middle of the night. Temp is 67F, thermostat set to 66F. Turn it down to 63F and go back to bed.
5 minutes later the furnace turns on.
Like, why. That was the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Someone explain it to me with crayons.
Woke up warm in the middle of the night. Temp is 67F, thermostat set to 66F. Turn it down to 63F and go back to bed.
5 minutes later the furnace turns on.
Like, why. That was the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.
Woke up warm in the middle of the night. Temp is 67F, thermostat set to 66F. Turn it down to 63F and go back to bed.
5 minutes later the furnace turns on.
Like, why. That was the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.
For *years* I couldn't find my favorite kind of honey mustard in the local stores.
One of the stores finally started carrying it again. I bought three jars.
It was one of the most exciting things to happen to me in recent history.
One of the stores finally started carrying it again. I bought three jars.
It was one of the most exciting things to happen to me in recent history.
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
For *years* I couldn't find my favorite kind of honey mustard in the local stores.
One of the stores finally started carrying it again. I bought three jars.
It was one of the most exciting things to happen to me in recent history.
One of the stores finally started carrying it again. I bought three jars.
It was one of the most exciting things to happen to me in recent history.
I've had arthritis since I was a kid, but this winter is kicking my butt.
I'm so frustrated with my body lately.
Just a bedtime rant as I toss and turn before getting more advil.
I'm so frustrated with my body lately.
Just a bedtime rant as I toss and turn before getting more advil.
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I've had arthritis since I was a kid, but this winter is kicking my butt.
I'm so frustrated with my body lately.
Just a bedtime rant as I toss and turn before getting more advil.
I'm so frustrated with my body lately.
Just a bedtime rant as I toss and turn before getting more advil.
Friend-doodles I walked through 3 feet of snow on my deck to take this picture.
It's not even that great but at least my feet and legs are cold 🫤
It's not even that great but at least my feet and legs are cold 🫤
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Friend-doodles I walked through 3 feet of snow on my deck to take this picture.
It's not even that great but at least my feet and legs are cold 🫤
It's not even that great but at least my feet and legs are cold 🫤
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Dressing for the job I want (corpse).
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Dressing for the job I want (corpse).
Doing my taxes hits differently with this administration 🫤
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Doing my taxes hits differently with this administration 🫤
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ICE needs to start deporting employers who ask for a résumé and a job application that has the same information as the résumé.
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
ICE needs to start deporting employers who ask for a résumé and a job application that has the same information as the résumé.
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