Becca From The Mont
@maplesweetheart.bsky.social
Vermont Strong 💚 she/her
Single twin mom of semi-feral twins. No, I'm not shopping for men.
Curious, wild, ever reviled.
I'm awful. You love me.
Single twin mom of semi-feral twins. No, I'm not shopping for men.
Curious, wild, ever reviled.
I'm awful. You love me.
Pinned
Me: I just want to relax a bit, maybe watch something stupid on TV.
Daughter: Like the news?
Me:
Daughter: Like the news?
Me:
a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in a chair with a mug in her hand
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in a chair with a mug in her hand
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November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me: I just want to relax a bit, maybe watch something stupid on TV.
Daughter: Like the news?
Me:
Daughter: Like the news?
Me:
I said "Happy Thanksgiving" to the cashiers at the local grocery store like we won't see each other 17 more times in the next day and a half.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I said "Happy Thanksgiving" to the cashiers at the local grocery store like we won't see each other 17 more times in the next day and a half.
I'm here 15 minutes before the local pie place opens and the line is at least 30 people deep...
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'm here 15 minutes before the local pie place opens and the line is at least 30 people deep...
Busy day at work!
Going to relax by watching a documentary about violent stalkers.
Going to relax by watching a documentary about violent stalkers.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Busy day at work!
Going to relax by watching a documentary about violent stalkers.
Going to relax by watching a documentary about violent stalkers.
Scene: Vermont winter. Dusting of snow on the ground. Plans to go ice-skating as vacation camp field trip.
Son: Mom, do I *have* to wear pants today instead of shorts?!?
Son: Mom, do I *have* to wear pants today instead of shorts?!?
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Scene: Vermont winter. Dusting of snow on the ground. Plans to go ice-skating as vacation camp field trip.
Son: Mom, do I *have* to wear pants today instead of shorts?!?
Son: Mom, do I *have* to wear pants today instead of shorts?!?
My kids were so inspired by the Wicked movie yesterday that they were singing insults to each other this morning instead of yelling them.
I'll take it, sibling squabbles with a creative twist 🤷♀️
I'll take it, sibling squabbles with a creative twist 🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My kids were so inspired by the Wicked movie yesterday that they were singing insults to each other this morning instead of yelling them.
I'll take it, sibling squabbles with a creative twist 🤷♀️
I'll take it, sibling squabbles with a creative twist 🤷♀️
Watched the second part of Wicked with the kids this afternoon.
Son was not impressed, daughter and I *loved* it.
Although I missed a chunk because I kept running to grab snacks, drinks, supporting bathroom runs etc. 🤷♀️
Still good, though.
Son was not impressed, daughter and I *loved* it.
Although I missed a chunk because I kept running to grab snacks, drinks, supporting bathroom runs etc. 🤷♀️
Still good, though.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Watched the second part of Wicked with the kids this afternoon.
Son was not impressed, daughter and I *loved* it.
Although I missed a chunk because I kept running to grab snacks, drinks, supporting bathroom runs etc. 🤷♀️
Still good, though.
Son was not impressed, daughter and I *loved* it.
Although I missed a chunk because I kept running to grab snacks, drinks, supporting bathroom runs etc. 🤷♀️
Still good, though.
If I am sitting on the toilet facing the tank, would that be equivalent to reverse cowgirl or do I have that backwards?
Is the tank a torso, so sitting forward is reverse cowgirl, or is sitting forward 'standard' so the opposite is reverse cowgirl?
Is the tank a torso, so sitting forward is reverse cowgirl, or is sitting forward 'standard' so the opposite is reverse cowgirl?
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If I am sitting on the toilet facing the tank, would that be equivalent to reverse cowgirl or do I have that backwards?
Is the tank a torso, so sitting forward is reverse cowgirl, or is sitting forward 'standard' so the opposite is reverse cowgirl?
Is the tank a torso, so sitting forward is reverse cowgirl, or is sitting forward 'standard' so the opposite is reverse cowgirl?
Adulthood is weird -- I'm proud of myself for fixing the toilet by myself, so I decided to 'splurge' on a new toilet seat as a reward.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Adulthood is weird -- I'm proud of myself for fixing the toilet by myself, so I decided to 'splurge' on a new toilet seat as a reward.
Praying to the porcelain god, except that it's me crawling under my toilet trying to figure out how to loosen the thingamajig so I can replace the doohickey.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Praying to the porcelain god, except that it's me crawling under my toilet trying to figure out how to loosen the thingamajig so I can replace the doohickey.
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The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
My road-grading/plowing guy finally showed up today after MONTHS of him avoiding me and making excuses.
He's trying to grade a road that is 75% frozen.
I would be 0% shocked if he is drunk as a skunk.
He's trying to grade a road that is 75% frozen.
I would be 0% shocked if he is drunk as a skunk.
a picture of a woman with the words i guess we 'll see what happens
ALT: a picture of a woman with the words i guess we 'll see what happens
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November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My road-grading/plowing guy finally showed up today after MONTHS of him avoiding me and making excuses.
He's trying to grade a road that is 75% frozen.
I would be 0% shocked if he is drunk as a skunk.
He's trying to grade a road that is 75% frozen.
I would be 0% shocked if he is drunk as a skunk.
This cold has dragged on for a week and I'm still miserable.
My Friday night? Tossing and turning while coughing nonstop and having night sweats 🫤
My Friday night? Tossing and turning while coughing nonstop and having night sweats 🫤
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This cold has dragged on for a week and I'm still miserable.
My Friday night? Tossing and turning while coughing nonstop and having night sweats 🫤
My Friday night? Tossing and turning while coughing nonstop and having night sweats 🫤
Hey.
I know we don't talk much, but you are kinda cute.
I hope you are having a great start to the holiday season, whether you are hiding from family and living your best life (fair); Or doing all the family things. And everything in between.
Holidays can be rough, find people who aren't.
I know we don't talk much, but you are kinda cute.
I hope you are having a great start to the holiday season, whether you are hiding from family and living your best life (fair); Or doing all the family things. And everything in between.
Holidays can be rough, find people who aren't.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey.
I know we don't talk much, but you are kinda cute.
I hope you are having a great start to the holiday season, whether you are hiding from family and living your best life (fair); Or doing all the family things. And everything in between.
Holidays can be rough, find people who aren't.
I know we don't talk much, but you are kinda cute.
I hope you are having a great start to the holiday season, whether you are hiding from family and living your best life (fair); Or doing all the family things. And everything in between.
Holidays can be rough, find people who aren't.
I asked the google about how to replace toilet innards. The google told me to buy a kit with a 2" flapper, because while they do make 3" flappers, like literally nobody has used those for ages.
Welp, guess what, buttercup
I'll exchange tomorrow but this was not on the list of my preferred plans
Welp, guess what, buttercup
I'll exchange tomorrow but this was not on the list of my preferred plans
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I asked the google about how to replace toilet innards. The google told me to buy a kit with a 2" flapper, because while they do make 3" flappers, like literally nobody has used those for ages.
Welp, guess what, buttercup
I'll exchange tomorrow but this was not on the list of my preferred plans
Welp, guess what, buttercup
I'll exchange tomorrow but this was not on the list of my preferred plans
The twins are testing my patience this year.
I keep trying to plan their birthday, but they want completely different things. BUT they also don't want to miss out on their siblings' party *and* want to invite their own friends, too.
That's not how separate parties work, friend-doodles...
I keep trying to plan their birthday, but they want completely different things. BUT they also don't want to miss out on their siblings' party *and* want to invite their own friends, too.
That's not how separate parties work, friend-doodles...
a close up of a woman 's face with whosthatgirl-its written below her
Alt: Image of Zooey Deschanel from the TV show New Girl making a 'welp' face
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November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The twins are testing my patience this year.
I keep trying to plan their birthday, but they want completely different things. BUT they also don't want to miss out on their siblings' party *and* want to invite their own friends, too.
That's not how separate parties work, friend-doodles...
I keep trying to plan their birthday, but they want completely different things. BUT they also don't want to miss out on their siblings' party *and* want to invite their own friends, too.
That's not how separate parties work, friend-doodles...
OK, kind of rude that none of my former lovers are trying to break into my double-wide right now...
You’re in her DMs. I’m standing outside our double-wide asking why she changed the locks.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
OK, kind of rude that none of my former lovers are trying to break into my double-wide right now...
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For parents struggling, these donations are more than toys, they bring normalcy and relief. Help make it happen via Venmo (venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3) or our Amazon wishlist (www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...) and share to spread the word.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
For parents struggling, these donations are more than toys, they bring normalcy and relief. Help make it happen via Venmo (venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3) or our Amazon wishlist (www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...) and share to spread the word.
Good morning, my mountain friend
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Good morning, my mountain friend
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
Why do people keep liking my posts.
I'm here for the 12 people who knew me from my original Twitter days.
I don't know what to do with *gestures at everything* all of this.
I'm here for the 12 people who knew me from my original Twitter days.
I don't know what to do with *gestures at everything* all of this.
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why do people keep liking my posts.
I'm here for the 12 people who knew me from my original Twitter days.
I don't know what to do with *gestures at everything* all of this.
I'm here for the 12 people who knew me from my original Twitter days.
I don't know what to do with *gestures at everything* all of this.
I'll bam your boozle
I'll tickle your pink
I’ll jez your bel
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'll bam your boozle
She's pretty in pink 💗
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
She's pretty in pink 💗
Can't talk.
Making chili so spicy it will burn this cold out of my head.
Making chili so spicy it will burn this cold out of my head.
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Can't talk.
Making chili so spicy it will burn this cold out of my head.
Making chili so spicy it will burn this cold out of my head.