Rufus T. Barleysheath
@manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social
real Brandonism has never been tried, biden 2032
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
call me impact font the way i make that Bottom Text
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
call me impact font the way i make that Bottom Text
"as a marketer i find it cringe"
lmao brother the world cringes at thee
lmao brother the world cringes at thee
As a marketer I find it cringe and without thought. It is vague bating by design. I would be firing people. The lift is not worth the damage. Truly baffling. How much did McConaughey and Harrellson cost?
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"as a marketer i find it cringe"
lmao brother the world cringes at thee
lmao brother the world cringes at thee
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When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
@theonion.com
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November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
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@theonion.com
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whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
The Heart Wants What It Wants: How I Could Fix Tulsi Gabbard
it couldn't possibly go wrong because i am simply built different
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it couldn't possibly go wrong because i am simply built different
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November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Heart Wants What It Wants: How I Could Fix Tulsi Gabbard
it couldn't possibly go wrong because i am simply built different
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it couldn't possibly go wrong because i am simply built different
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just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
me when a huge doordash order comes in and i pretend to be super busy at the bar with a customer:
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
me when a huge doordash order comes in and i pretend to be super busy at the bar with a customer:
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
BREAKING: every Republican has died
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watched a guy at the hot bar very poorly remove the bone from like 3 different chicken thighs to get more meat i guess
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
watched a guy at the hot bar very poorly remove the bone from like 3 different chicken thighs to get more meat i guess
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rip. he taught me it was okay to shoot a friend in the face. 💔
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
rip. he taught me it was okay to shoot a friend in the face. 💔
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islam is really the only religion that takes cats seriously enough.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
islam is really the only religion that takes cats seriously enough.
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I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
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Dodgers play gooner baseball, Jays play orgy baseball
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dodgers play gooner baseball, Jays play orgy baseball
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I just can’t get over this one, I’m sorry
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I just can’t get over this one, I’m sorry
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if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.