Rufus T. Barleysheath
@manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social
real Brandonism has never been tried, biden 2032
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not again ben...
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
not again ben...
me when a huge doordash order comes in and i pretend to be super busy at the bar with a customer:
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
me when a huge doordash order comes in and i pretend to be super busy at the bar with a customer:
"do you have a better suggestion?"
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"do you have a better suggestion?"
imagine claiming someone is intellectually lazy while also being a self professed dumb people whisperer
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
imagine claiming someone is intellectually lazy while also being a self professed dumb people whisperer
cant believe this one had to get updated already
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
cant believe this one had to get updated already
yeah same it absolutely rules
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
yeah same it absolutely rules
based ball
October 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
based ball
if only we could be so lucky
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
if only we could be so lucky
me when its been like a million years since my last treat:
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
me when its been like a million years since my last treat:
when the discourse is taylor swift but you have been a certified hater since before 1989 and a charli xcx fan since icona pop:
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when the discourse is taylor swift but you have been a certified hater since before 1989 and a charli xcx fan since icona pop:
theres a dril tweet for every occasion
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
theres a dril tweet for every occasion