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Go Pens | 🏳️🌈 | What a long strange trip it’s been | Usually the GM, sometimes a PC | he/him/his
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shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
I’m so excited for the gay hockey show
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m so excited for the gay hockey show
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
The Mamdani-Trump stuff is so funny
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The Mamdani-Trump stuff is so funny
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
Hope Ja’Marr Chase has a good night
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hope Ja’Marr Chase has a good night
Can’t be playing like this against this Bengals defense
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can’t be playing like this against this Bengals defense
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ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
Fire the refs into the sun
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fire the refs into the sun
Should play the rest of their games in Sweden imo
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Should play the rest of their games in Sweden imo
Can’t believe I’m watching Penguins hockey at 9am
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Can’t believe I’m watching Penguins hockey at 9am
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Someone ask Pat why he had a pedophile on his show earlier this week
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Someone ask Pat why he had a pedophile on his show earlier this week
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Geno channeling Hornqvist on that goal
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Geno channeling Hornqvist on that goal
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
Can’t wait for the day I wake up and read the obituary
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can’t wait for the day I wake up and read the obituary