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Philly
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Strong disagree here. With so much of the weird stuff in college football getting rationalized out of existence we NEED 7-5 Duke to play for a conference title.
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It is Auburn’s goal to give every toxic has-been a shot at reviving their career inside a viper pit of the dumbest boosters in college sports
Per CBS Sports’ Matt Zenitz and John Talty, former Maryland head coach D.J. Durkin is a strong candidate to land the Auburn head coaching job. He’s currently the interim. The latest 👇

www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Lane Kiffin enters decision day, Florida targeting Jon Sumrall as carousel whirls
The Lane Kiffin Watch enters its presumptive final days, with the dominoes set to fall after.
www.cbssports.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lane Kiffin is messy bitch and he loves this
has Lane Kiffin just been sitting in a room thinking all day
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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They're gonna French Toast his ass
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The deep and irrational disdain I have for Carolina truly shines on this of all days
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Also featuring a camera person on the UNC end of the field that hasn’t found the intended target on a single red zone pass. It rules.
if you're bored waiting for the Iron Bowl to get underway, may I recommend watching Dave Doeren put cigarettes out on Bill Belichick's forehead
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I sent this before Brock Purdy threw a third first-half interception
Giants-Panthers is drunk
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Giants-Panthers is drunk
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can’t spell Giants without INT boom I am smart
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Funniest part was Purdy’s obliviousness
The guy who just did the barrel roll off the field to avoid a penalty in MNF is a hero
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
McCaffrey v. Panthers
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I think for the safety of us all we should ban or at least put a moratorium on the opinions of anyone who moved to New York in their 20s
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve had no less than three text conversations today that started with “fire Kevin Patullo.” Common enemies are important
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The dumbest Eagles game all year. Truly a master class of “what the hell?”
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Human beings also become one of the most efficient moving animals in the world when you put us on a bike
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why does Mary Oliver resonate so profoundly with the LinkedIn class?
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Baristas are locking arms in front of lines of trucks.

This distribution center is Starbucks’ largest on the East Coast, which is why we’re showing up to send a message. We're ready to continue escalating our ULP strike until Starbucks does the right thing.

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Riding once on a bicycle at night will prove how true this is to any non-believer
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
Nearly all drivers say vehicles' lights are too bright in study
The study, commissioned by the Department for Transport, was completed by Berkshire's TRL.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump's "way with Pennsylvania"
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is what three years a Auburn does to a man
Bo Nix looks like a 17-year NFL veteran whose rookie year was 1967
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My favorite thanksgiving is still the one I spent at the house of one of my favorite bartenders when I was a restaurant worker in Raleigh. We cooked all day, drank beers, did burnouts on her 5-year-old son's tricycle, then all went to the bar to keep her company when her shift started that night
some of my happiest thanksgivings are orphans' thanksgivings, when one person has the large-enough house, work's keeping people stuck in a place they're not from, and everyone brings a dish
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reading to prose of both Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza, all I can think of is how insufferable their Georgetown dinner parties could have been
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Incredible twist after some incredibly mediocre fluff
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Feels like twitter's algo evolved into a conservative teenager's wet dream lately. Like, even worse than it's been in the past year.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is an incredibly sensible opinion!
My most woke opinion?

All private schools should be illegal. All. No exceptions. Through undergraduate and graduate education. Your kid hits four, they’re going to be at their assigned pre-k, or you’re doing a night in lock up until they start.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM