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Majka
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Hun/Henne She/Her 🏳️‍🌈
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Jeg skal snakke om trans og litteratur på Rosa Bøker den 26. Februar klokken 19:00! Ta en tur innom, vel!
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Nå er det så mye jævelskap å følge med på at hele Verdens muslingdag (2/2) gikk meg hus forbi i år. Men Verdens muslingfaktatråd oppdateres fortsatt, ser jeg, så det tenker jeg å glede meg litt over likevel!
Bittersweet clams get their name from their taste, allegedly a bit sweet and nutty (no personal data to support this). The type genus name, Glycymeris, means 'partly sweet'. In the Eastern Mediterranean, massive piles of these clams are present, possibly deposited by ancient wave events (322)
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Stuptøtt. Migreneanfall. Tenker «må bare uinnbokslægg mæ».
Legger meg godt til rette i senga.
Demper lyset.
Lys våken.
Fml.
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Puttet farger på en gammel tegning og im so in love with it🩷🥰 Noen som kunne tenkt seg regnbue noodle?
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Do you guys want to hear about the time my boyfriend moved in with another woman during the pandemic without telling me?

If yes, gimme ten reskeets to prove it.
a woman holds her head in her hands in front of a diva girls logo
Alt: A wrestler with a sparkly green bikini and long gloves and nails screams
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Listen I get the impulse here but it’s literally beef jerky. When you’re that rich you can get seven to nine people freaking out on an email chain about getting you your beef jerky.
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I live in Iowa so if you wanna see a cow up close, you have plenty of opportunities to do so. And when you do you understand exactly why pasteurization is an essential, life-saving process.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Ting jeg tenker på:

Den kognitive dissonansen med å snakke om "radikalisering av unge menn" som et kjempeproblem (noe det er) når det i praksis betyr at 15-åringer begynner å mene det samme som verdens mektigste og rikeste menn
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Vi lever i kaotiske tider med en kaotisk & overveldende informasjonsstrøm, og følgelig kaotisk deling av kaotiske skjermbilder. Da er det desto viktigere å hegne om siste skanse mellom sivilisasjon og barbari, så kan du huske å legge ved DEN FØKKINGS HEGERLENKA når du deler noe por favor, djis altså
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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King: boy those Epstein emails
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Periodic reminder that what's marketed as 'youth social media bans' actually amounts to requiring people to provide personally identifying information in order to access whatever content a given government disfavours.
The Australian social media age limit law has taken effect. At the time I made this post, I had not yet been age gated. Because the age gating will potentially invade my privacy to an unacceptable extent and may happen at any time, I may go quiet suddenly. If I do, this is why:
Tomorrow, 10 December 2025, the Online Safety Act 2021 (Cth) s 63E(2) will take effect. It will require social media platforms to take measures to ensure that they do not host accounts belonging to Australians under 16 years old. It will require them to do so by collecting Australian users' ID.
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Sorry for being pissy about this but it literally does not have to be this hard all you have to do is listen to people who shit is actually happening to because all of this was documented and happened relatively publicly.
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control

aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Bless you
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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This! I listened to a podcast the other day on which two men talked for 20 minutes about the Epstein emails but never once mentioned sexual abuse.
In the middle of all the political and economic scandal, try not to forget that hundreds of individual young girls were sexually abused and threatened, wrecking their lives, even killing them.

It's part of the power play, for sure, but it is in no way secondary to the corruption.
February 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Weird that “horrible people sometimes make great art” discourse is on the timeline today, the day I release my book about horrible people who make great art (metaphorically), but I’ll take it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
VG slutt å omtale tenåringsjenter som kvinner challenge -vanskelighetsgrad uoppnåelig tydeligvis.

Sendte mail til journalisten.
Hva faen er ei «mindreårig kvinne»?!
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Nivået med skriking jeg vil gjøre er av typen som får naboer til å ringe politiet. Derfor syns jeg vi kan innføre offentlige skrikebuer her og der. Lydisolerte og plass til én sånn at man kan stikke innom og skrike fra seg når man har et behov og så er man ferdige med det. For folkehelsa.
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM