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magnayn.bsky.social
@magnayn.bsky.social
Unhandled exception

Oxford, UK.

I run a technology consultancy business (https://www.nirima.com) and a financial planning site (https://goldenpathfinance.com)

#totp Chaka, Demus, Pliers, 2 keyboards and a woeful MIDI setup.
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
#totp What. The. Fuck. Is. This ?
September 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
#totp my theory is they run around so fast so you can't get a good look at them
September 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
#macos #tahoe

A $3.5tn company let this out the door.

I know they don't care about the Mac any more but it's sad to see the UI descend to that of a toy.
September 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Christ.

People..... bought this?

#totp
September 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
September 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
beastie toddlers #totp
September 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
even the audience is bored #totp
September 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I mean….

This. is. shit.

#totp
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Cllr Bearder: “Bus operators have invested £42m into new buses. They’ve done their bit. We made a contractual commitment to deliver 10% faster journey times by December 2025. If we fail to uphold our side of the bargain, we run the risk of potential litigation.”
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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2800 a month. No pets.

#TOTP
August 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
1. Put on necklace
2. Take LSD

Strictly IN THAT ORDER

#totp
August 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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This is the Platonic Ideal of a Bluesky thread
August 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Umm. Err.

"Nope".

Is ✨the international symbol for hallucinations ?
August 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Could face-eating leopards be a blessing in disguise?
August 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Oh look, no alt text. I guess equally isn’t that important.
We believe in a more equal and peaceful world. Do you?

Sign up at yourparty.uk
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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August 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Wait, I thought the entire premise of the online safety bullshit was to stop unsuspecting kids stumbling across porn...? I feel like with this theyve let the mask slip that this was always about surveillance and never, in fact, safety.
July 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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4 years for cutting down a tree.

16 months for cutting alive short.
Why do motorists get such an easy ride in the courts ?

Teen killed on zebra crossing by 'show off' driver www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cardiff driver jailed for 16 months for killing Keely Morgan
Christopher West hit Keely Morgan on 1 May 2023 and she died at the scene.
www.bbc.com
July 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Seems this whole "tax your way into growth" thing isn't quite working out.
July 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If you thought she was doomed vefore...
July 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Meanwhile Paula Vennells remains at large.
July 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
June 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Valerie Eliot, TS Eliot’s widow, in a letter to The Times:
June 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Today, the Government launches plans to fast-track driverless vehicle trials in the UK.

One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge:

“It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.”

Except… it doesn't. 🧵
June 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM