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halfway through the decade, what are your favorite films of each year so far

2020: The History of the Seattle Mariners
2021: The Green Knight
2022: Hundreds of Beavers
2023: Godzilla Minus One
2024: Flow (Friendship close second)
2025: One Battle After Another
halfway through the decade, what are your favorite films of each year so far

2020: Palm Springs
2021: Cryptozoo
2022: The People’s Joker
2023: The Boy and the Heron
2024: I Saw the TV Glow
2025: Kill the Jockey
halfway through the decade, what are your favorite films of each year so far

2020: Nomadland
2021: Drive My Car
2022: Decision to Leave
2023: Joyland
2024: All We Imagine as Light
2025: It Was Just an Accident
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
@sickoscommittee.org Miami playing Neck!
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026

I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I had a long, strange year this year and published some things I’m pretty proud of. here’s a thread of them
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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YOUR TATERS ARE TOO MASHED, BRO, YOU HAVE TO STOP
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Season ruined
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Me: I’m southern and I was reading Shakespeare by choice in middle school.

Also me: when I was seven, my buddy Vernon’s daddy beheaded a rattlesnake with a shovel on the dirt road between our homes because otherwise he’d’ve wasted a perfectly good shotgun shell.
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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oh
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM