Jordan
@macloudla.bsky.social
Arsenal fan. Canadian. Recovering Twitter addict.
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To be fair though getting beat four times is Riley Gaines’ whole thing
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
To be fair though getting beat four times is Riley Gaines’ whole thing
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Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard
September 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard
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I shouldn’t question anyone else’s career choices but if I knew a border collie could do my job better and four times faster I’d look in the mirror and have a long talk with myself
ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:
"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.
http://Join.ICE.gov"
"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.
http://Join.ICE.gov"
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I shouldn’t question anyone else’s career choices but if I knew a border collie could do my job better and four times faster I’d look in the mirror and have a long talk with myself
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[MAGA world suddenly looking at the photos and videos of Trump being weird with teenage girls and putting it together like the end of “The Usual Suspects” only it takes three hours because there’s a LOT of material to get through]
July 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
[MAGA world suddenly looking at the photos and videos of Trump being weird with teenage girls and putting it together like the end of “The Usual Suspects” only it takes three hours because there’s a LOT of material to get through]
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Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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Dog was acting all weird then finally took a huge dump. Ain't that the truth.
December 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Dog was acting all weird then finally took a huge dump. Ain't that the truth.
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Mike Tyson making the same face my dad does ten minutes into a movie we start after 8 pm. Doesn’t bode well.
November 16, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Mike Tyson making the same face my dad does ten minutes into a movie we start after 8 pm. Doesn’t bode well.
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Tyson moving like DeNiro in The Irishman
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Tyson moving like DeNiro in The Irishman
Tyson v Paul
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November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Tyson v Paul
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This Holyfield / Lewis pre-fight segment is paaaaaaaaainful
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
This Holyfield / Lewis pre-fight segment is paaaaaaaaainful
This is what it’s felt like going from Twitter to Bluesky the past few days.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Is No Good Sober
YouTube video by B7 Productions
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November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
This is what it’s felt like going from Twitter to Bluesky the past few days.
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youtu.be/Tr7zPwzSLwA?...
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BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming
Because it’s stupid, even for him. Saved you a click.
Trump's 'anti-woke' defence pick surprises Washington - here's why www.bbc.com/news/article...
Pete Hegseth: Trump defence pick surprises Washington, here's why
Pete Hegseth, a Fox News host, has advocated for a conservative cultural shift in the US military.
www.bbc.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Because it’s stupid, even for him. Saved you a click.
Gotta be honest - it’s really strange clicking on a post and not seeing dozens of car crashes, naked women, or betting tips.
November 14, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Gotta be honest - it’s really strange clicking on a post and not seeing dozens of car crashes, naked women, or betting tips.
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*getting mercilessly pounded by a group of fellow dads for wearing an InfoWars t-shirt to parent-teacher night* The Onion bought them! I'm wearing it ironically!
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
*getting mercilessly pounded by a group of fellow dads for wearing an InfoWars t-shirt to parent-teacher night* The Onion bought them! I'm wearing it ironically!
Thomas Gibson drinking a mini bottle of champagne by himself at a bar in LA.
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Thomas Gibson drinking a mini bottle of champagne by himself at a bar in LA.
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i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days
November 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM
i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days