Machined Surfaces
@machinedsurfaces.bsky.social
Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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I'm so hungry i could eat a delicious sandwich
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm so hungry i could eat a delicious sandwich
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
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Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
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Ban the death penalty for everything except a broad application to white collar crime.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Ban the death penalty for everything except a broad application to white collar crime.
Thought it would be a sub par gimmicky thing but the slap chop actually rocks. Slaps, even.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Thought it would be a sub par gimmicky thing but the slap chop actually rocks. Slaps, even.
Dealing with snow is clearly the quickest way to make me the most ornery motherfucker on the planet. If I have to loosen another bolt on this piece of shit snowblower I am throwing it into the fucking ocean.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Dealing with snow is clearly the quickest way to make me the most ornery motherfucker on the planet. If I have to loosen another bolt on this piece of shit snowblower I am throwing it into the fucking ocean.
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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From: Noam Chomsky
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
From: Noam Chomsky
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)
From: Vacation Jeff
i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .
From: Noam Chomsky
Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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zoomers can't read, and boomers can't write
One thing that the Epstein emails have taught me is that lots of supposedly superior intellects don't understand basic grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
zoomers can't read, and boomers can't write
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pretty wild that Musk is a Boer, a bore and a boor all at once
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
pretty wild that Musk is a Boer, a bore and a boor all at once