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dont fuck with finch traps unless you want to fight a shovel-wielding underwear man
heartbroken to share that 500dok has lost @leftoverspills.bsky.social . she was so witty, smart and kind and will be missed immensely. in her memory please take time out of your day to make a man cry.
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
heartbroken to share that 500dok has lost @leftoverspills.bsky.social . she was so witty, smart and kind and will be missed immensely. in her memory please take time out of your day to make a man cry.
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Heartbreaking
For the crime of working
For the crime of working
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Heartbreaking
For the crime of working
For the crime of working
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When I met Ryan Coogler several years ago, we were standing in a group of people chatting, when a woman with visible hearing aids walked up, and he casually began to sign the whole conversation so she could participate. She mouthed “thank you”. He nodded and just kept doing his thing.
‘Sinners’ on Max Will Include a Black American Sign Language Version
‘Sinners’ on Max Will Include a Black American Sign Language Version
Max will debut Sinners in the U.S. on Friday July 4, when viewers will be able to watch it two ways: by 1) streaming the exact theatrically-released version, and 2) choosing Sinners in Black American Sign Language (BASL). It’s the first time a streaming service has interpreted a film into BASL, Warner Bros. says.
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June 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When I met Ryan Coogler several years ago, we were standing in a group of people chatting, when a woman with visible hearing aids walked up, and he casually began to sign the whole conversation so she could participate. She mouthed “thank you”. He nodded and just kept doing his thing.
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Just a reminder that your Voter Registration Card works as a free bus pass to/from your local polling station, but you do need to keep it for your return trip.
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just a reminder that your Voter Registration Card works as a free bus pass to/from your local polling station, but you do need to keep it for your return trip.
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Logging on here when the other site is down
March 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Logging on here when the other site is down
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
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oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
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The Butterball Turkey help line calls ME.
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
The Butterball Turkey help line calls ME.
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
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Well, this is awkward 😬
November 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Well, this is awkward 😬
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How I introduce myself on all the new platforms
November 14, 2024 at 12:48 PM
How I introduce myself on all the new platforms
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I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here
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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
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November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
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only using x for my banking moving forward
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
only using x for my banking moving forward
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May as well dive right in.
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
November 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
May as well dive right in.
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
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You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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Join The Onion
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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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first trump wins and now this? america is in shambles
November 13, 2024 at 5:04 AM
first trump wins and now this? america is in shambles
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i just learned that pepsi was originally called "brad's drink" so anyway i'm going to be reeling from that for a week or so
December 15, 2023 at 2:54 AM
i just learned that pepsi was originally called "brad's drink" so anyway i'm going to be reeling from that for a week or so
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You're in her DMs, I am not, I dunno how you're doing it, we do not have DMs
September 19, 2023 at 4:27 AM
You're in her DMs, I am not, I dunno how you're doing it, we do not have DMs
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Me looking for people to follow here
July 5, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Me looking for people to follow here
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Guy I’m telling about the site I have 300,000 followers on: Did you say eggs dot com?
July 24, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Guy I’m telling about the site I have 300,000 followers on: Did you say eggs dot com?