Julie Morris
@juliemoonthego.bsky.social
Sass, knitting, culinary arts, and public transit are totally my bag. Plant Mom. Also home of Dmitri Sockov’s many adventures.
She/Her. Occasionally WTH.
REPLY GUYS WILL BE BLOCKED, MOCKED, AND REPORTED.
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Julie Morris
@juliemoonthego.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Intro post? ‘K.
Resident of Peterborough, Ontario for close to 50 yrs. I do social media for a volunteer agency and also serve on the city’s transit committee.
I knit, bake, and wear fabulous hats.
Resident of Peterborough, Ontario for close to 50 yrs. I do social media for a volunteer agency and also serve on the city’s transit committee.
I knit, bake, and wear fabulous hats.
Ah, oui! The intricate ballet of driving on Mont Royale in icy weather. Slightly more dangerous than trying to walk on it.
If anything, I want Montréal to be remembered for this video in particular
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ah, oui! The intricate ballet of driving on Mont Royale in icy weather. Slightly more dangerous than trying to walk on it.
We’ve lost Gil Gerard.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
a man laying down with the year 2009 on the bottom right
ALT: a man laying down with the year 2009 on the bottom right
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December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We’ve lost Gil Gerard.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
Reposted by Julie Morris
Very Fearful - do not chase, call, or engage.
Contact Dave Sansom with all sightings (time and location)
416-992-3321
Lost from Boundary Rd and Cardinal Rd
Ennismore Ontario
Breed: Doodle
Color: Red
Collar: None
Amaya is EXTREMELY fearful of people and will bolt if approached.
Contact Dave Sansom with all sightings (time and location)
416-992-3321
Lost from Boundary Rd and Cardinal Rd
Ennismore Ontario
Breed: Doodle
Color: Red
Collar: None
Amaya is EXTREMELY fearful of people and will bolt if approached.
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Very Fearful - do not chase, call, or engage.
Contact Dave Sansom with all sightings (time and location)
416-992-3321
Lost from Boundary Rd and Cardinal Rd
Ennismore Ontario
Breed: Doodle
Color: Red
Collar: None
Amaya is EXTREMELY fearful of people and will bolt if approached.
Contact Dave Sansom with all sightings (time and location)
416-992-3321
Lost from Boundary Rd and Cardinal Rd
Ennismore Ontario
Breed: Doodle
Color: Red
Collar: None
Amaya is EXTREMELY fearful of people and will bolt if approached.
There’s just so much sorrow out there tonight. My heart is aching.
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There’s just so much sorrow out there tonight. My heart is aching.
The recipe, the dough. I just took the last tray of these out of the oven and they are cooling.
Recipe in Alt text!
Recipe in Alt text!
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The recipe, the dough. I just took the last tray of these out of the oven and they are cooling.
Recipe in Alt text!
Recipe in Alt text!
Okay. All the decorating is done and now we’re switching over to Bake Time. Two batches of cookies at least today, and apple-raspberry crisp.
a woman in a chef 's hat and apron is standing in a kitchen
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December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Okay. All the decorating is done and now we’re switching over to Bake Time. Two batches of cookies at least today, and apple-raspberry crisp.
My dear Jewish friends, I wish there was a better start to Chanukah this year. I love you and want the best for you. May everyone see the lights of peace and siblinghood.
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My dear Jewish friends, I wish there was a better start to Chanukah this year. I love you and want the best for you. May everyone see the lights of peace and siblinghood.
Explaining the “Men’s Loneliness Epidemic to Beige Grizzly and I think he has never respected more my decision to drop out of dating for good. The whole “body count” thing in particular has him baffled and confirming that these are guys getting what they deserve.
a little girl from despicable me is saying i love my daddy
ALT: a little girl from despicable me is saying i love my daddy
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December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Explaining the “Men’s Loneliness Epidemic to Beige Grizzly and I think he has never respected more my decision to drop out of dating for good. The whole “body count” thing in particular has him baffled and confirming that these are guys getting what they deserve.
Homeland Security after going back 5 yrs on my social media
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Homeland Security after going back 5 yrs on my social media
When you bought WAY more lights than you need, plus salvage a pile of ornaments from your parents’ house, you get this holiday magic.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When you bought WAY more lights than you need, plus salvage a pile of ornaments from your parents’ house, you get this holiday magic.
The hell…
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The hell…
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
There’s been a traffic snarl because an ambulance had to park partially in front of the clinic driveway because someone was taking up the “ambulance or taxis only” spot. Because nobody wants to pay $5 for parking.
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There’s been a traffic snarl because an ambulance had to park partially in front of the clinic driveway because someone was taking up the “ambulance or taxis only” spot. Because nobody wants to pay $5 for parking.
#ScammerSpotlight
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#ScammerSpotlight
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
We’re at the spot, ladies!
(And a few of you guys!)
(And a few of you guys!)
Pride And Prejudice Mr Darcy GIF
ALT: Pride And Prejudice Mr Darcy GIF
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December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We’re at the spot, ladies!
(And a few of you guys!)
(And a few of you guys!)
It’s pretty outside, but still messy for driving.
There is broccoli soup and biscuits.
There is broccoli soup and biscuits.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s pretty outside, but still messy for driving.
There is broccoli soup and biscuits.
There is broccoli soup and biscuits.
CZ Action News Couch with the AccuView Weather Window report.
It’s still snowing. Not heavy, but still accumulating.
Continue to drive carefully, and keep in mind that parking on the road during a snow event is not a smart idea.
Busses still on snow routes.
#ptbo
It’s still snowing. Not heavy, but still accumulating.
Continue to drive carefully, and keep in mind that parking on the road during a snow event is not a smart idea.
Busses still on snow routes.
#ptbo
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CZ Action News Couch with the AccuView Weather Window report.
It’s still snowing. Not heavy, but still accumulating.
Continue to drive carefully, and keep in mind that parking on the road during a snow event is not a smart idea.
Busses still on snow routes.
#ptbo
It’s still snowing. Not heavy, but still accumulating.
Continue to drive carefully, and keep in mind that parking on the road during a snow event is not a smart idea.
Busses still on snow routes.
#ptbo
Our contractor for snow clearing isn’t fucking around with a plow on a truck.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Our contractor for snow clearing isn’t fucking around with a plow on a truck.
CZ Action News Couch signing on for the day. Moar Snow fell over night and in to the morning. City plows are out, but focused on main roads and side streets. They’ll get to your street when they can. Some businesses are closed. If you don’t need to be out, please don’t.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
CZ Action News Couch signing on for the day. Moar Snow fell over night and in to the morning. City plows are out, but focused on main roads and side streets. They’ll get to your street when they can. Some businesses are closed. If you don’t need to be out, please don’t.
Current view from the Crone Zone Accuview Weather Window. Snow has hit a lull, but come morning we’re getting a pile. Roads currently being cleared, but don’t be surprised if you wake up to calf-deep amounts on your driveway and sidewalks.
Crone Zone Action News Couch signing off.
Crone Zone Action News Couch signing off.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Current view from the Crone Zone Accuview Weather Window. Snow has hit a lull, but come morning we’re getting a pile. Roads currently being cleared, but don’t be surprised if you wake up to calf-deep amounts on your driveway and sidewalks.
Crone Zone Action News Couch signing off.
Crone Zone Action News Couch signing off.
Well, if this isn’t a slap, I don’t know what is.
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Well, if this isn’t a slap, I don’t know what is.
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
CZ Action News Couch Exclusive!
AGAIN! The guy on the first floor has once again caused the evacuation of the building because his oven was smoking.
The super is Pissed.
AGAIN! The guy on the first floor has once again caused the evacuation of the building because his oven was smoking.
The super is Pissed.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
CZ Action News Couch Exclusive!
AGAIN! The guy on the first floor has once again caused the evacuation of the building because his oven was smoking.
The super is Pissed.
AGAIN! The guy on the first floor has once again caused the evacuation of the building because his oven was smoking.
The super is Pissed.
BUSSES ARE ON SNOW ROUTES.
This should be a no-brainer, but still.
And there have been no plows out near the Crone Zone, so drive carefully.
This has been a Crone Zone Action News Couch Update.
#ptbo
This should be a no-brainer, but still.
And there have been no plows out near the Crone Zone, so drive carefully.
This has been a Crone Zone Action News Couch Update.
#ptbo
a black cat is walking in the snow with the words winter storm warning above it
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December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BUSSES ARE ON SNOW ROUTES.
This should be a no-brainer, but still.
And there have been no plows out near the Crone Zone, so drive carefully.
This has been a Crone Zone Action News Couch Update.
#ptbo
This should be a no-brainer, but still.
And there have been no plows out near the Crone Zone, so drive carefully.
This has been a Crone Zone Action News Couch Update.
#ptbo
And remember, Winter Parking Restrictions are on, meaning if you leave your car on the road between 2-6 am, it’ll be towed.
Your parking stub can be used to go home free on the bus after leaving your car in a municipal lot.
#ptbo
Do not impede the plows!
Your parking stub can be used to go home free on the bus after leaving your car in a municipal lot.
#ptbo
Do not impede the plows!
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And remember, Winter Parking Restrictions are on, meaning if you leave your car on the road between 2-6 am, it’ll be towed.
Your parking stub can be used to go home free on the bus after leaving your car in a municipal lot.
#ptbo
Do not impede the plows!
Your parking stub can be used to go home free on the bus after leaving your car in a municipal lot.
#ptbo
Do not impede the plows!
Yellow Alert!!
We’re getting significant snow.
Slow your ass down and drive to conditions.
And if you are ordering food, (although, do you need to?) expect delivery to take more time and tip well.
This is a Two Bag Storm Chip event.
The Crone Zone Action News Couch will post updates.
We’re getting significant snow.
Slow your ass down and drive to conditions.
And if you are ordering food, (although, do you need to?) expect delivery to take more time and tip well.
This is a Two Bag Storm Chip event.
The Crone Zone Action News Couch will post updates.
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yellow Alert!!
We’re getting significant snow.
Slow your ass down and drive to conditions.
And if you are ordering food, (although, do you need to?) expect delivery to take more time and tip well.
This is a Two Bag Storm Chip event.
The Crone Zone Action News Couch will post updates.
We’re getting significant snow.
Slow your ass down and drive to conditions.
And if you are ordering food, (although, do you need to?) expect delivery to take more time and tip well.
This is a Two Bag Storm Chip event.
The Crone Zone Action News Couch will post updates.