Julie Morris
@juliemoonthego.bsky.social
Sass, knitting, culinary arts, and public transit are totally my bag. Plant Mom. Also home of Dmitri Sockov’s many adventures.
She/Her. Occasionally WTH.
REPLY GUYS WILL BE BLOCKED, MOCKED, AND REPORTED.
Does not automatically follow back.
She/Her. Occasionally WTH.
REPLY GUYS WILL BE BLOCKED, MOCKED, AND REPORTED.
Does not automatically follow back.
And, as usual, Maggie feels that she is the greatest gift and is confused as to why nobody understands that.
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And, as usual, Maggie feels that she is the greatest gift and is confused as to why nobody understands that.
Sshhhhhh. She slep.
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sshhhhhh. She slep.
At the Chosen Fam Festive Gathering right now, and full of turkey and cookies. Merry Christmas!!
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
At the Chosen Fam Festive Gathering right now, and full of turkey and cookies. Merry Christmas!!
Ms Lhursa guards the porch from inside because the Thumb bearers are letting cold happen.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ms Lhursa guards the porch from inside because the Thumb bearers are letting cold happen.
We’re at Weather Code Yellow!
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We’re at Weather Code Yellow!
This is mild condemnation:
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is mild condemnation:
I applaud the work.
On the weekend, someone lost control of their vehicle and took out one of the transit shelters. Thankfully, nobody was using it, or sleeping in it. But I hope they are made to pay for the replacement.
On the weekend, someone lost control of their vehicle and took out one of the transit shelters. Thankfully, nobody was using it, or sleeping in it. But I hope they are made to pay for the replacement.
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I applaud the work.
On the weekend, someone lost control of their vehicle and took out one of the transit shelters. Thankfully, nobody was using it, or sleeping in it. But I hope they are made to pay for the replacement.
On the weekend, someone lost control of their vehicle and took out one of the transit shelters. Thankfully, nobody was using it, or sleeping in it. But I hope they are made to pay for the replacement.
Delicious and nutritious fruit crisp with whipped cream.
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Delicious and nutritious fruit crisp with whipped cream.
Aside from the cookies, I also whipped up a fruit crisp. The fruit is a mix of raspberry and apple.
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Aside from the cookies, I also whipped up a fruit crisp. The fruit is a mix of raspberry and apple.
I love it when they look like the picture!
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love it when they look like the picture!
Batch of cookies #2 are cranberry and white chocolate chip cookies from the Company’s Coming cookies hardcover book.
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Batch of cookies #2 are cranberry and white chocolate chip cookies from the Company’s Coming cookies hardcover book.
Obviously the cookie with the split is the Test Cookie.
This recipe was one Mom got from her hairdresser back in the 1970s and is the only shortbread recipe she used from then on. If I couldn’t bake at all, I would at least make these.
This recipe was one Mom got from her hairdresser back in the 1970s and is the only shortbread recipe she used from then on. If I couldn’t bake at all, I would at least make these.
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Obviously the cookie with the split is the Test Cookie.
This recipe was one Mom got from her hairdresser back in the 1970s and is the only shortbread recipe she used from then on. If I couldn’t bake at all, I would at least make these.
This recipe was one Mom got from her hairdresser back in the 1970s and is the only shortbread recipe she used from then on. If I couldn’t bake at all, I would at least make these.
The recipe, the dough. I just took the last tray of these out of the oven and they are cooling.
Recipe in Alt text!
Recipe in Alt text!
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The recipe, the dough. I just took the last tray of these out of the oven and they are cooling.
Recipe in Alt text!
Recipe in Alt text!
This is me at the building where they shot “Among the Lotus Eaters!” I was thrilled to bits to be where Anson Mount had been.
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is me at the building where they shot “Among the Lotus Eaters!” I was thrilled to bits to be where Anson Mount had been.
The barista tried making a heart in my latte. It didn’t totally work out, but if you look at it closely, it’s a heart-shaped balloon, blowing on the breeze.
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The barista tried making a heart in my latte. It didn’t totally work out, but if you look at it closely, it’s a heart-shaped balloon, blowing on the breeze.
When you bought WAY more lights than you need, plus salvage a pile of ornaments from your parents’ house, you get this holiday magic.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When you bought WAY more lights than you need, plus salvage a pile of ornaments from your parents’ house, you get this holiday magic.
This exists and I do not have it?!
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This exists and I do not have it?!
To celebrate, Galena is making Pierogies for dinner. She’s promised that they are not mealworm pierogies, but cheese and potato ones.
We made that mistake only once.
We made that mistake only once.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
To celebrate, Galena is making Pierogies for dinner. She’s promised that they are not mealworm pierogies, but cheese and potato ones.
We made that mistake only once.
We made that mistake only once.
The hell…
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The hell…
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
“Is Cousin Evgeni’s brother, Grigori! He escaped Novosibirsk Dedushka Moroz village!”
Ah. Cousin Evgeni is the naked one with the brown fur, so I see the resemblance.
There’s been a traffic snarl because an ambulance had to park partially in front of the clinic driveway because someone was taking up the “ambulance or taxis only” spot. Because nobody wants to pay $5 for parking.
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There’s been a traffic snarl because an ambulance had to park partially in front of the clinic driveway because someone was taking up the “ambulance or taxis only” spot. Because nobody wants to pay $5 for parking.
I have been meeting or exceeding my daily step count. I hope I don’t jinx it, but I have been sleeping well and there have been no flare ups!
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I have been meeting or exceeding my daily step count. I hope I don’t jinx it, but I have been sleeping well and there have been no flare ups!
The final bit of this red flag parade.
I know we talk about our pets being our children but the bot is unable to tell the difference between a geriatric canine and a human teenager.
Report, block, send back to the right.
I know we talk about our pets being our children but the bot is unable to tell the difference between a geriatric canine and a human teenager.
Report, block, send back to the right.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The final bit of this red flag parade.
I know we talk about our pets being our children but the bot is unable to tell the difference between a geriatric canine and a human teenager.
Report, block, send back to the right.
I know we talk about our pets being our children but the bot is unable to tell the difference between a geriatric canine and a human teenager.
Report, block, send back to the right.
And here we have him responding to people’s posts.
“Now I’m unable to text you hurt.”
I’m sorry, what?! He wants to text hurt, or he doesn’t understand punctuation.
And who is on here doing project updates for corporations?
“Now I’m unable to text you hurt.”
I’m sorry, what?! He wants to text hurt, or he doesn’t understand punctuation.
And who is on here doing project updates for corporations?
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
And here we have him responding to people’s posts.
“Now I’m unable to text you hurt.”
I’m sorry, what?! He wants to text hurt, or he doesn’t understand punctuation.
And who is on here doing project updates for corporations?
“Now I’m unable to text you hurt.”
I’m sorry, what?! He wants to text hurt, or he doesn’t understand punctuation.
And who is on here doing project updates for corporations?
#ScammerSpotlight
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#ScammerSpotlight
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.
Oh look! A widowed professional with FOUR daughters! Who lives that jet-setting lifestyle! What could be wrong with him?
Strap in.
No banner pic. PFP is him standing in front of a big house and a luxury car.