Lizy Loves Austen
@lscwriter.bsky.social
I also love a whole lot of other things despite being a very cranky lady. She/her.
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I'm not a philosopher but I'm pretty sure the meaning of life is how my cat just looked at me while I was singing Rainbow Connection
Friends establishes that Ross's "hug and roll" method to avoid cuddling doesn't work on a human. However, after months of successful tests, I can announce that it (usually) works on very clingy cats
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Friends establishes that Ross's "hug and roll" method to avoid cuddling doesn't work on a human. However, after months of successful tests, I can announce that it (usually) works on very clingy cats
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You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
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My chronic fatigue is beating my ass rn
February 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My chronic fatigue is beating my ass rn
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Writers and TTRPG Players, today's character question!
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's fill out Romance charts!
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #characterinsporation #characterdevelopment #characterquestion #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompt
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's fill out Romance charts!
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #characterinsporation #characterdevelopment #characterquestion #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompt
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Writers and TTRPG Players, today's character question!
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's fill out Romance charts!
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #characterinsporation #characterdevelopment #characterquestion #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompt
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's fill out Romance charts!
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #characterinsporation #characterdevelopment #characterquestion #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompt
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Remember that time men decided to research endometriosis and their research question was “Do men find women with endometriosis hotter?”
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Remember that time men decided to research endometriosis and their research question was “Do men find women with endometriosis hotter?”
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chronic pain kicking my ass right now but at least im gay😔
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 AM
chronic pain kicking my ass right now but at least im gay😔
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February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
the weakness I feel today... the life drained from my body... cramps are evil and endometriosis is the work of Satan
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
the weakness I feel today... the life drained from my body... cramps are evil and endometriosis is the work of Satan
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Since I'm talking AI again today, allow me to stress that I don't like it, I don't ever use it (even for fun), I don't think it is ready for market, and I certainly don't invest in it. I just think that it has the possibility to be the most disruptive tech in our lifetime and it warrants discussion.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Since I'm talking AI again today, allow me to stress that I don't like it, I don't ever use it (even for fun), I don't think it is ready for market, and I certainly don't invest in it. I just think that it has the possibility to be the most disruptive tech in our lifetime and it warrants discussion.
You'd think that after years of owning a weighted blanket, I'd learn to avoid smacking my face with it, especially when I'm trying to sleep.
AND YET!!
AND YET!!
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 AM
You'd think that after years of owning a weighted blanket, I'd learn to avoid smacking my face with it, especially when I'm trying to sleep.
AND YET!!
AND YET!!
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"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
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Remember that midnight raid in Chicago supposedly to arrest Tren del Aragua members? Newly revealed court docs show that the raid was facilitated by the building owners who are now accused of using the raid to evict tenants. DHS never mentions TDA in their filings: www.propublica.org/article/chic...
The Real Story Behind the Midnight Immigration Raid on a Chicago Apartment Building
The Trump administration has claimed the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua had taken over the building. But new documents make no mention of the gang and reveal federal agents had information about “ille...
www.propublica.org
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Remember that midnight raid in Chicago supposedly to arrest Tren del Aragua members? Newly revealed court docs show that the raid was facilitated by the building owners who are now accused of using the raid to evict tenants. DHS never mentions TDA in their filings: www.propublica.org/article/chic...
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Dominic Dyer: @number10cat.bsky.social Larry the Cat will have been in Downing Street 15 years next week, he is the most stable thing about British politics these days
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Dominic Dyer: @number10cat.bsky.social Larry the Cat will have been in Downing Street 15 years next week, he is the most stable thing about British politics these days
Hockey is so fun I wish the NHL wasn't evil
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Hockey is so fun I wish the NHL wasn't evil
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Relaxing in my bathrobe, toeing the fine line between looking like "40 Year Old Divorcée At Her Best" and "Tony Soprano At His Worst"
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Relaxing in my bathrobe, toeing the fine line between looking like "40 Year Old Divorcée At Her Best" and "Tony Soprano At His Worst"
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And it is shown that they are inhumane concentration camps. Just like before. That the hatred of the Other always rears its ugly head time and time again in the same exact fashion. And the signs keep being shown.
Every report.
Every scream.
Every report.
Every scream.
A special corps of health care workers have been called in to work with detained immigrants and many feel deeply conflicted about the assignment, saying they're not able to provide good care.
Some Public Health Service officers quit rather than serve in ICE detention centers
A special corps of health care workers have been called in to work with detained immigrants and many feel deeply conflicted about the assignment, saying they're not able to provide good care.
n.pr
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
And it is shown that they are inhumane concentration camps. Just like before. That the hatred of the Other always rears its ugly head time and time again in the same exact fashion. And the signs keep being shown.
Every report.
Every scream.
Every report.
Every scream.
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DOPS treats Panthers hits like Republican Senators treat Trump's tweets. It's just one long "I didn't see it".
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
DOPS treats Panthers hits like Republican Senators treat Trump's tweets. It's just one long "I didn't see it".
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The NHL continues to allow guys to hit Charlie McAvoy high, and now he is being helped off the ice.
Disgraceful.
Fuck Gary Bettman.
Disgraceful.
Fuck Gary Bettman.
February 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The NHL continues to allow guys to hit Charlie McAvoy high, and now he is being helped off the ice.
Disgraceful.
Fuck Gary Bettman.
Disgraceful.
Fuck Gary Bettman.
And a reminder that McAvoy was out for weeks recovering from a jaw injury. Right where he got hit again tonight.
Just saw the hit poor Charlie McAvoy took.
I hate the bizarro hockey world we’re in where this isn’t a major at the very least.
Seriously. How many opposing players have to be taken out by the Panthers before the league says enough? It’s embarrassing for the NHL.
I hate the bizarro hockey world we’re in where this isn’t a major at the very least.
Seriously. How many opposing players have to be taken out by the Panthers before the league says enough? It’s embarrassing for the NHL.
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
And a reminder that McAvoy was out for weeks recovering from a jaw injury. Right where he got hit again tonight.
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I'm sorry, but "illegal check to the head" is just a minor penalty???
Does the NHL think that the reason the NFL is so popular is because of all the head injuries? That's the only logical explanation for this to not be an automatic ejection.
Does the NHL think that the reason the NFL is so popular is because of all the head injuries? That's the only logical explanation for this to not be an automatic ejection.
Charlie McAvoy has left the game following this hit from Sandis Vilmanis. Vilmanis received a two-minute illegal check to the head penalty.
(🎥: NHL on TNT
(🎥: NHL on TNT
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I'm sorry, but "illegal check to the head" is just a minor penalty???
Does the NHL think that the reason the NFL is so popular is because of all the head injuries? That's the only logical explanation for this to not be an automatic ejection.
Does the NHL think that the reason the NFL is so popular is because of all the head injuries? That's the only logical explanation for this to not be an automatic ejection.
Every time I think "wow I really have to get back into hockey" the NHL does something to make me see red. Corrupt refs count your days. Gary Bettman I *will* haunt your nightmares. Abusers in the league I cannot legally say what I want for you.
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Every time I think "wow I really have to get back into hockey" the NHL does something to make me see red. Corrupt refs count your days. Gary Bettman I *will* haunt your nightmares. Abusers in the league I cannot legally say what I want for you.
Who else getting misty eyed thinking about how love in many forms will save us from all the evil in the world 🖖
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Who else getting misty eyed thinking about how love in many forms will save us from all the evil in the world 🖖
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.