Alexis Boucher
@alexisb82.bsky.social
Just trying to make it to the end of the world. Tampa Bay Lightning, Hockey, Formula 1 (Forza Ferrari & 55), Star Wars, Punk Rock, pro wrestling, and books. She/her Asexual 🖤💀💜
My face every time a Super Bowl commercial is AI slop
a woman with red hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman with red hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a crowd of people .
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February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My face every time a Super Bowl commercial is AI slop
Just realized Seattle’s quarterback is the guy from the memes.
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just realized Seattle’s quarterback is the guy from the memes.
HOLY MULLET ON NUMBER 38 OF THE SEAHAWKS
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
HOLY MULLET ON NUMBER 38 OF THE SEAHAWKS
I have friends who are fans of both teams in this game. But I am really here for the Benito Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I have friends who are fans of both teams in this game. But I am really here for the Benito Bowl.
Just went “is that Kenny g?” Because I heard what I thought was a soprano saxophone and who do you know that plays that other than Kenny freakin’ G?
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Just went “is that Kenny g?” Because I heard what I thought was a soprano saxophone and who do you know that plays that other than Kenny freakin’ G?
US FIGURE SKATING TEAM, HAVE YOURSELF A DAY!!! I am so proud of all of them!!
Team Japan was spectacular too. Makes me really excited for the individual skating events even more given the quality of what we’ve seen so far.
Team Japan was spectacular too. Makes me really excited for the individual skating events even more given the quality of what we’ve seen so far.
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
US FIGURE SKATING TEAM, HAVE YOURSELF A DAY!!! I am so proud of all of them!!
Team Japan was spectacular too. Makes me really excited for the individual skating events even more given the quality of what we’ve seen so far.
Team Japan was spectacular too. Makes me really excited for the individual skating events even more given the quality of what we’ve seen so far.
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amber glenn really out here saying gay rights AND nerd rights 🌈
my entire skyline is just people talking about amber glenn being into magic the gathering. i love bluesky, the nerdy sports website for millennials
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
amber glenn really out here saying gay rights AND nerd rights 🌈
Yeah I need Amber Glenn to win all the things. Have to root for a fellow nerd.
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Yeah I need Amber Glenn to win all the things. Have to root for a fellow nerd.
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Congratulations to #GoBolts defenseman Victor Hedman, who will be an assistant captain for Team Sweden at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Sweden’s leadership group:
C: Gabriel Landeskog, F (COL)
A: Victor Hedman, D (TBL)
A: Erik Karlsson, D (PIT)
Sweden’s leadership group:
C: Gabriel Landeskog, F (COL)
A: Victor Hedman, D (TBL)
A: Erik Karlsson, D (PIT)
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Congratulations to #GoBolts defenseman Victor Hedman, who will be an assistant captain for Team Sweden at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Sweden’s leadership group:
C: Gabriel Landeskog, F (COL)
A: Victor Hedman, D (TBL)
A: Erik Karlsson, D (PIT)
Sweden’s leadership group:
C: Gabriel Landeskog, F (COL)
A: Victor Hedman, D (TBL)
A: Erik Karlsson, D (PIT)
Fuck all of this so hard. As a reader, I don’t want to read AI slop. The fact that platforms are allowing it and “authors” are not disclosing it is so wrong.
If this is how you generate a story then you can’t call yourself a writer. Not even sorry. You are not a writer if you do this.
If this is how you generate a story then you can’t call yourself a writer. Not even sorry. You are not a writer if you do this.
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Fuck all of this so hard. As a reader, I don’t want to read AI slop. The fact that platforms are allowing it and “authors” are not disclosing it is so wrong.
If this is how you generate a story then you can’t call yourself a writer. Not even sorry. You are not a writer if you do this.
If this is how you generate a story then you can’t call yourself a writer. Not even sorry. You are not a writer if you do this.
Just sang along with the Italian national anthem for the second time in as many days while watching the Olympics.
*stares pointedly at Scuderia Ferrari*
*stares pointedly at Scuderia Ferrari*
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Just sang along with the Italian national anthem for the second time in as many days while watching the Olympics.
*stares pointedly at Scuderia Ferrari*
*stares pointedly at Scuderia Ferrari*
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Any wrestling match can be a heated rivalry if you're willing to look at who is in the ring and ask yourself: do you think they have explored each other's bodies slowly and erotically? What was the significance of that long and meaningful glance? Does this feud hurt their heart?
February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Any wrestling match can be a heated rivalry if you're willing to look at who is in the ring and ask yourself: do you think they have explored each other's bodies slowly and erotically? What was the significance of that long and meaningful glance? Does this feud hurt their heart?
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Holy shit. Chock and Bates are INCREDIBLE.
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Holy shit. Chock and Bates are INCREDIBLE.
I have figure skating on now. Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are on the commentary team. I am reminded how shocked I am that none of their fellow competitors on the Traitors know how close of friends they are. I thought this was very common knowledge.
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I have figure skating on now. Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are on the commentary team. I am reminded how shocked I am that none of their fellow competitors on the Traitors know how close of friends they are. I thought this was very common knowledge.
Were the lights too bright for you, king?
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Were the lights too bright for you, king?
Yup. Still in love with Hilary Knight 😍
a woman wearing a headband and a nike jersey
ALT: a woman wearing a headband and a nike jersey
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February 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Yup. Still in love with Hilary Knight 😍
Good morning. Locked in for the USWNT’s game against Finland. Glad the Finns were able to get healthy enough to play.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Good morning. Locked in for the USWNT’s game against Finland. Glad the Finns were able to get healthy enough to play.
Well, I should turn in. I have a long weekend of watching the Olympics ahead of me and my crow friends will want their treats in the 9 am hour.
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Well, I should turn in. I have a long weekend of watching the Olympics ahead of me and my crow friends will want their treats in the 9 am hour.
I just finished reading the third book in the Heated Rivalry series, Tough Guy, right now. And the hockey player main character has diagnosed anxiety disorders and holy fuck it was a lot seeing so much of myself represented.
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I just finished reading the third book in the Heated Rivalry series, Tough Guy, right now. And the hockey player main character has diagnosed anxiety disorders and holy fuck it was a lot seeing so much of myself represented.
My recording of the Opening Ceremony cut out right in the middle of the opera singer performing the Olympic anthem. Uhhhhh
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My recording of the Opening Ceremony cut out right in the middle of the opera singer performing the Olympic anthem. Uhhhhh
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you guys. you guysssss. team
poland has a pierogi plushie 🥟
poland has a pierogi plushie 🥟
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
you guys. you guysssss. team
poland has a pierogi plushie 🥟
poland has a pierogi plushie 🥟
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I do not want to hear from Shaun White ever again.
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I do not want to hear from Shaun White ever again.
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knoxville: hi, i'm johnny knoxville
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
OK, Link had an interesting twist on the standard Muppet prompt:
You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
TIRED: Muppet Show with celeb special guest
INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
knoxville: hi, i'm johnny knoxville
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it