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Lizy Loves Austen
@lscwriter.bsky.social
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I also love a whole lot of other things despite being a very cranky lady. She/her.
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A Seinfeld meme. The first panel has Jerry asking "You're crying from Heated Rivalry?" George, sitting on the couch, obviously emotional says "The love in all forms getting you through anything, including toxic culture and self hatred got to me". Off screen, Jerry responds "All right."
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A tweet from Adam Fare. "“What did disabled people do before all this help?” They died. They were put in institutions. They were totally reliant on family members, many of whom sadly were abusive. They had no independence. They lived a life full of struggle. Helping people is good, actually"
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Officially confirmed for a season 2 of these emotionally constipated hockey idiots 💜 #HeatedRivalry
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Heated Rivalry is surprisingly accurate for hockey (despite having to change names for legal reasons) but girl. What is that? That is NOT Mr. Stanley. Why is it so blocky
A screenshot from Heated Rivalry. Ilya, a hockey player, holds up a very ugly gold and black trophy on the ice, his teammates behind him
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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"Crazy Cat Lady" you try looking at this little face every day and not going a bit insane with love 💜
A photo of my grey cat lying on my bed, bathed in pink lighting. His little paws are tucked in and he's laying on his side.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Job market so bad that Indeed started suggesting I relocate 🙃
A screenshot of job listings in the indeed app, with the title "Interested in relocating?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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A photo of my grey cat on a giant bean bag. He looks tiny in comparison. A photo of my grey cat being held like a baby. He is smiling and has an arm on my chest. A photo of my grey cat sitting on a brown chair. He is licking his nose while looking directly at the camera.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Clone of my guy when he was only a few months old 💜 only Mo's ears grew before anything else
A photo of my grey cat as a kitten, falling asleep on my shoulder. His eyes are barely open. A photo of my grey cat, asleep on his back, with his paws in the air. He has a little white spot on his stomach
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Sorry things aren't ideal. Here's my son in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.
A photo of my grey cat sitting on a brown chair. He has a pink Hawaiian shirt on and little cat sized circle sunglasses resting on his nose. His paws hang over the edge of the chair.
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Michael and Janet from the Good Place, talking in front of a wall decorated with a clown painting. Michael says "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts".
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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He missed me 🥰
A photo of my grey cat. I'm holding him in my arms like he's a human baby. He has a paw rested on my chest. It almost looks like he's smiling.
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Post a you from a different era

This is my favorite picture of myself. If I ever publish a novel, this is my author's photo.
A photo of me at age 5 or 6. I'm in a pink bathing suit, sipping a drink from a straw. My legs sit in a silver tub of water, and I'm looking dead at the camera, sunglasses on. I have a book in my lap. Truly the coolest I've ever been.
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I don't know how to handle living with a cat this cute who loves me like I'm his mother. I'm going to explode from joy any day now.
A photo of my grey cat sitting in an office chair, on a pillow. His big green eyes look at me behind the camera. The chair has a purple blanket around it. There is a gaming controller in front of him, as if he's about to play video games himself.
September 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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A screenshot from Arrested Development. Holding a cup of tea, Lucille Bluth says "It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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A photo of the Game Grumps, Dan Avidan and Arin Hanson, smiling in a promotional image. Dan has his arm over Arin's shoulder.
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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When I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in good old 2025

unfortunately this is extra accurate because we're being surrounded by nazis
A screenshot from Inglourious Basterds. Archie Hicox holds up his middle three fingers, the British way of signaling number 3, while Bridget von Hammersmark looks on in horror. They are spies deep in Nazi Germany and Archie has unknowingly revealed their identity. The text at the bottom says "three glasses".
September 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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In honor of Josh Kraft finally dropping out of the Boston Mayoral Race, here's his ads saying absolutely nothing, which I've had to suffer through for weeks now. (No hate to the people featured, they were most likely following bad scripts).
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If this whole thing was a movie, I'd say this tweet was too on the nose. But it's actually real.
A screenshot of a real tweet, where on June 22nd 2014, Charlie Kirk tweeted "Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it."
September 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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On celebrities coming forward with illnesses:
A screenshot of a tweet from @jorel_rodney: "This why Chadwick never went public. People were like “oh it’s so heroic he suffered in silence” nope. People with chronic illnesses need jobs just like everyone else and when your employer finds out you got one they be quick to dump you."
September 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Me: Are you protecting me? Are you keeping me safe? So good 🥰
Cat:
A screenshot from SNL's Weekend Update. Andy Samberg has ruffled hair, is squinting, and is wrapped in a blanket. The lower third says "Liam: teenager who just woke up"
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Do you think he knows what a shit he is
My grey cat sitting on a rug, next to a purple backpack
September 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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@letterboxd.social girl I love the layout of the new app, but the bunched ads and the constant refresh any time I return to the activity page is rough. Just passing along to the developers!
September 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Hope you all had a wonderful #Caturday; sometimes I feel so loved by this little guy that I have to stop myself from crying. I love my goofy little son 💜
A photo of my grey cat, Mowgli, curled up on a teal blanket, bathed in purple light
August 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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There all day according to his biographer, and multiple children.
Screenshot from Wikipedia. Text says "In 1991, Farrow wanted to adopt another child. According to a 1993 custody hearing, Allen told her he would not object to another adoption so long as she would agree to his adoption of Dylan and Moses; that adoption was finalized in December 1991.[343] Eric Lax, Allen's biographer, wrote in The New York Times that Allen was "there before they [the children] wake up in the morning, he sees them during the day and he helps put them to bed at night"."
August 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Boston has to be Dunks
August 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM