Titty Gajillions
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I came here to love my friends and chew bubble gum…and I’m all out of bubble gum. she/her #BlackLivesMatter 🇵🇸
OKAY I’m watching the gay hockey show and I can’t wait
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
OKAY I’m watching the gay hockey show and I can’t wait
Next up: Jeff Hiller for mayor of My Heart 🫶🏼
Congrats to re-elected Albuquerque Mayor Tim Keller (D).
This is the first, but it may not be the only electoral victory for someone who has appeared on PLURIBUS.
This is the first, but it may not be the only electoral victory for someone who has appeared on PLURIBUS.
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Next up: Jeff Hiller for mayor of My Heart 🫶🏼
Seated 🫡 for HAMNET
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seated 🫡 for HAMNET
you will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
Each year they should invite a representative fan from every FBS school, chosen at random, and hold a conclave to figure this out. Same snacks.
a day later, I keep thinking about this: the CFP desperately needs to move to a combination of computer rankings/large human polls.
We might get a "wrong" pick sometimes but we already get those, except now we question the committee's motivaitons/logic/politics every year. And that's a bad look
We might get a "wrong" pick sometimes but we already get those, except now we question the committee's motivaitons/logic/politics every year. And that's a bad look
The College Football Playoff committee got it wrong again.
Here's the now-annual breakdown of how the committee's inconsistent logic leaves everybody once again wondering if they had ulterior motives for the choices they made.
Here's the now-annual breakdown of how the committee's inconsistent logic leaves everybody once again wondering if they had ulterior motives for the choices they made.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Each year they should invite a representative fan from every FBS school, chosen at random, and hold a conclave to figure this out. Same snacks.
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Travis "Kedarius Toney" Kelce
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Travis "Kedarius Toney" Kelce
Cignetti 4 President
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Cignetti 4 President
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
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The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
See now I usually get laughed out of the room when I do this but I think an incident like this would heal me.
My brother, dad, & I met with my dad’s accountant today, & I, the baby, went into full, terrifying, AOSD (agenda, outline, supporting documents) mode which caused the accountant to call in her assistant, hold up my outline, & say, “See? This is what I need from you.” & my brother texted me, “OMFG.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
See now I usually get laughed out of the room when I do this but I think an incident like this would heal me.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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The cuisines in Brazil/Morocco/Haiti/Scotland
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The cuisines in Brazil/Morocco/Haiti/Scotland
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
Obsessed w Wayne Gretzky pronouncing biblically accurate Macedonia
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Obsessed w Wayne Gretzky pronouncing biblically accurate Macedonia
welcome to all the people who are just now learning about FIFA’s nonsense
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
welcome to all the people who are just now learning about FIFA’s nonsense
FIFA is FIFA’ing like never before 😭😭😭😭 like you truly can’t make this stuff up
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
FIFA is FIFA’ing like never before 😭😭😭😭 like you truly can’t make this stuff up
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Just a couple of strangers sitting next to each other, likely not discussing anything but the Men's World Cup Draw, for sure!
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just a couple of strangers sitting next to each other, likely not discussing anything but the Men's World Cup Draw, for sure!
When they announced the FIFA peace prize we were like “omg Trump made them make up a fake peace prize to give him” and THEY DID and now I’m hooting and hollering
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When they announced the FIFA peace prize we were like “omg Trump made them make up a fake peace prize to give him” and THEY DID and now I’m hooting and hollering
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This remains one of the most disturbing stories of the year. A 1st trimester fetus incubated in a dead woman's body against the will of her family until a very early term birth when the corpse could no longer sustain life.
www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...
www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...
Baby boy born to brain-dead Georgia mother remains hospitalized nearly 6 months later, family says
Adriana Smith's pregnancy made national headlines when she was declared brain dead but placed on life support to let her fetus grow. Now her family is sharing an update on the condition of her infant ...
www.cbsnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This remains one of the most disturbing stories of the year. A 1st trimester fetus incubated in a dead woman's body against the will of her family until a very early term birth when the corpse could no longer sustain life.
www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...
www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...
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is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!