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MF Doomscroller
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My favorite part of the Napoleon movie is when two high school students from California show up in a phone booth and kidnap him for their history report
I need to discuss Plur1bus with more people because after one episode it seems to be a horror series where the villain is socialism
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A $100M cinematic remake of Mystery Science Theater 3000 but it’s just the stuff that happens on the ship between screenings
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I would argue that with the lights out, it's more dangerous.
January 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Our Best of the Pacific Northwest series picks up in full next week, beginning with a showcase of the year's best locally-made short films. Watch all five and stick around for a Q&A with the filmmakers on Wednesday November 19th at Northwest Film Forum!

🎟️ nwfilmforum.org/films/seattl...
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Next week: we're thrilled to announce that James Sweeney will be joining us for a virtual Q&A along with our screening of 🌲Best PNW Film Nominee TWINLESS.

Friday November 21st at @SIFFnews.bsky.social Film Center. Tickets still available!

🎟️ www.siff.net/programs-and...
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not movies, not TV, but a secret third thing
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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the rich and powerful vs society: deathmatch
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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james bond can go fuck off, I beat his ass three times.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Now that Nobody 2 and Black Phone 2 have come and gone, what are some other movies that absolutely do not need a sequel that should get a sequel.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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the best skeet you'll ever think of is gonna receive 12 likes and 1 RT, and you need to be okay with that if you want to make it in this business
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Looking for a film where a hideous undead zombie arises from the grave and respects women
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Everything was already possible, modern times doesn't even need itselves. I asked the muses if it was okay to say it that way and they hired a muse of red underlining
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Friendly reminder to be kind to yourself today or I'll set your car on fire
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The existence of Predator: Badlands implies the existence of Predator: Days of Heaven, and Predator: The Thin Red Line
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A Halloween version of Fuck/Marry/Kill called “Wall up in the basement / Bury their heart under the floorboards / Go insane thinking about them whilst trying to read a book.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Everyone asks "what are you gonna be for Halloween?" And no one asks "how are you gonna be for Halloween?"
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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What did you watch today for day 29 of the #scvpsychochallenge? ‘Occult’ural Center: “This one’s gotta have a supernatural hotspot in it.” 👻

scarecrowvideo.org/posts/scarec...
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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You will end up working in the lab late one night if you spend all day scrolling and don’t get everything done during normal business hours
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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now let's face facts. if god hates gays so much why did he make them all so fucking gorgeous
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“The Others” is still my favorite movie in which Nicole Kidman wields a shotgun
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM