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miles 🌱
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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hell yeah this is sick
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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NYC: ICE is unwelcome in the city. Citizens have surrounded them and forced them to leave.
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Podcast where we edge a guest during the entire runtime and if they cum early they don't get to plug their socials or new projects at the end of the show
October 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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These aren’t stink lines these are speed lines that happen to smell bad. Watch me run though
October 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Abner Uribe is the most pynchon character name baseball has seen in recent memory
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I do think it's low-key funny that we have a president named Don who is titled at windmills
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
As a trans person, I am aware that my body looks a little bit goofy. Luckily, blessedly, it is worth it
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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what do you mean requiring a gender conformation affidavit with your government name under threat of a public debate about your genitals ended up dissuading participation
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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polycules are just the modern generations' recreations of extended families and that's a good thing, and i will not be explaining further at this time
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I will never have the body I want bc I cannot survive this administration without alcohol, weed, and junk food.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The good news is, historically this kind of hatred backfires spectacularly. We must do our best to survive and not give up hope.
September 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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i think it’s cool when someone who wants me dead dies 👍 sorry bitch
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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What I'm hearing is that Brayan Rocchio assassinated the president and I should buy his jersey immediately?
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If you ask me life begins hundreds of millions of years before conception. Don’t get it twisted though, killing is fine
August 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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just pulled a man from some burning wreckage but it was a cop so i put him back
August 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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i'm not a trans activist i'm just trans and don't like you
August 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM