Little Timmy
@littletimmy.bsky.social
High on fiber.
Friend of DeSoto
He/Him / They/Them
Formerly Dipsy Ricket.
Friend of DeSoto
He/Him / They/Them
Formerly Dipsy Ricket.
Santa is like the Jesus of Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Santa is like the Jesus of Christmas.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
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Come and take it
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Come and take it
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My mom got me into Trek when I was a kid and most Trek fans I know/ encounter are women. And the lead of my Star Trek show was a woman, as was the captain of the ship. So shut the fuck up.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My mom got me into Trek when I was a kid and most Trek fans I know/ encounter are women. And the lead of my Star Trek show was a woman, as was the captain of the ship. So shut the fuck up.
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Prop 50 isn’t just about maps! It’s about making sure workers and communities keep their voices in Congress. #YesOnProp50
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Prop 50 isn’t just about maps! It’s about making sure workers and communities keep their voices in Congress. #YesOnProp50
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I’m really starting to worry. They haven’t released a new Tremors movie in over 5 years
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m really starting to worry. They haven’t released a new Tremors movie in over 5 years
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CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
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Being a Harry Potter adult.
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Being a Harry Potter adult.
I think I have character actor syndrome instead of main character syndrome. I'm trying to be your Steve Buscemi or Harry Dean Stanton.
August 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think I have character actor syndrome instead of main character syndrome. I'm trying to be your Steve Buscemi or Harry Dean Stanton.
If squirrels find out about what us guys call “our nuts” it’s all over for us.
July 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If squirrels find out about what us guys call “our nuts” it’s all over for us.
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one irreparable harm science fiction has done to society is make people think that colonizing other planets is a realistic goal hindered only by technological knowledge instead of an absolute physical impossibility
June 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
one irreparable harm science fiction has done to society is make people think that colonizing other planets is a realistic goal hindered only by technological knowledge instead of an absolute physical impossibility
OK, but what is eating Gilbert Grape?
March 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
OK, but what is eating Gilbert Grape?
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the thing about stuff that pushes your ideal ethical standards shortly like using doordash or buying from amazon is that no-one is going to yell at you for it if you just dont try to defend it online
January 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
the thing about stuff that pushes your ideal ethical standards shortly like using doordash or buying from amazon is that no-one is going to yell at you for it if you just dont try to defend it online
Chappie new year! Time to celebrate this calendar change by watching the hit 2015 robot film Chappie!!
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Chappie new year! Time to celebrate this calendar change by watching the hit 2015 robot film Chappie!!
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One thing is for sure, anyone language policing how you should talk about Brian Thompson’s murder is able to afford really good healthcare
December 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM
One thing is for sure, anyone language policing how you should talk about Brian Thompson’s murder is able to afford really good healthcare
yeah I want a pardon... comedian Jimmy Pardo 'n my podcast feed! @jimmypardo.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 3:58 AM
yeah I want a pardon... comedian Jimmy Pardo 'n my podcast feed! @jimmypardo.bsky.social
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Cat food is over-ripe when the can peels open. Experienced cat food harvest workers know to harvest when the can is full size but still tightly closed.
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Cat food is over-ripe when the can peels open. Experienced cat food harvest workers know to harvest when the can is full size but still tightly closed.
Voyager episode idea: Neelix is sent back in time to earth and invents the Doritos Locos Taco.
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Voyager episode idea: Neelix is sent back in time to earth and invents the Doritos Locos Taco.
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Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
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