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Linnea/Classy
@linneaglas.bsky.social
Gamer, Narrative Designer. She/They

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New Legislation Frees Up President To Do Pretty Much Anything, Really

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June 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.
Masked ICE agents spotted swapping out license plates this morning in Bell Gardens, CA
June 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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When people say “we deserved 9/11” they’re not saying it to be edgy or shitty, they say it because of situations like what is happening right now.
June 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Asmongold's House Simulator.
June 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This dude was up on-stage the same day as citywide ICE raids in LA
I think you should be dumped into acid
June 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
June 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Resident Evil 9 a week before my 30th Birthday? It’s good to be a gamer
June 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope Lego Voyagers has Cross-play! It looks like the type of game my younger brother and I would enjoy. Sadly we aren’t in the same state.
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did my laundry and put it all away in under 2 hours. I think that’s a world record or something.
May 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just learned that sperm racing is a thing
April 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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If I say the Army, the Navy, the Marines, and the Air Force, this is what I mean
April 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
April 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
this was how i knew IMMEDIATELY that South of Midnight was the GOTY
Started playing South of Midnight and found a Megan Thee Stallion reference
April 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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a frequently useful guideline in 2025 is “if a billionaire says something that might have a reasonable interpretation you agree with, they don’t mean the reasonable version you’re thinking of”
Tech execs declaring all-out war on creators who don’t want their life’s work pillaged for profit
April 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Finally the real Overwatch Killer has arrived
The "antiwoke" guys are calling Marathon a "genderqueer shooter" and I don't think they understand how cool that sounds.
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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i just searched "marathon shooter" on google images to see if it looked gay or something and one of the images that came up was the boston bomber
The "antiwoke" guys are calling Marathon a "genderqueer shooter" and I don't think they understand how cool that sounds.
April 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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This take down is SO GOOD China said bet you want to play games we are the kings of petty we told you been here for 5,000 years.

Now releasing all of the information of how everything in the world is made. China did the work and everybody put their name on the group project.

DRAG US CHIA 😂😎
April 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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some of the stuff like greenland people can say they didn’t vote for. but they very much voted for tariffs and mass deportations. i have a bottomless well of contempt for people who chose this
i think about this photo a lot
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I like that he points out how young this country is by comparison by stating how long China has been around.

5000 years vs 249 years. I know the average American isn’t good at math, but I think it’s obvious who is built to survive the times and it’s not the latter group.
"You feeling froggy, jump" - China
April 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Theologians and history buffs, this is your chance!

Call in to bitch that a fictional business isn't respecting the edicts of the First Council of Constantinople and you're sick of their heresy.
April 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I will never be able to forget those photos of Democrats laughing, mocking anti-genocide protestors and walking past with their fingers in their ears
It’s going to be hard to explain to people in a few years that liberals invited Republicans to speak at the DNC but not Palestinian-American Democrats.
April 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM