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“why are there so many allergies now! It must be the GMOs”
…no there’s always been a lot of people with a lot of allergies, ppl were just quietly really sick from everything they ate & didn’t know why
…no there’s always been a lot of people with a lot of allergies, ppl were just quietly really sick from everything they ate & didn’t know why
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
For having the wrong feelings about having a baby in early COVID era, which was more sad than lol, but it’s kind of funny now bc lol why are you coming into my posts to tell me anything, let alone about my own feelings??? I gentle-parented the commenter
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
For having the wrong feelings about having a baby in early COVID era, which was more sad than lol, but it’s kind of funny now bc lol why are you coming into my posts to tell me anything, let alone about my own feelings??? I gentle-parented the commenter
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BLOCK CHAIN BAR MITZVAH SPOOKY SCARY BOYS BECOMING MEN, MEN BECOMING COINS—
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
BLOCK CHAIN BAR MITZVAH SPOOKY SCARY BOYS BECOMING MEN, MEN BECOMING COINS—
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My cabinet inserts went for a little ride today! how fun for them!
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My cabinet inserts went for a little ride today! how fun for them!
I very sincerely love that my sister is the kind of person that sweet baby animals know they can trust. Little guys* keep rescuing themselves to her / she’s clearly a well-marked stop in the Cat Distribution System.
* gender neutral
* gender neutral
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I very sincerely love that my sister is the kind of person that sweet baby animals know they can trust. Little guys* keep rescuing themselves to her / she’s clearly a well-marked stop in the Cat Distribution System.
* gender neutral
* gender neutral
Kinda feel bad that 💗Muffin had to get a haircut the day before it got cold
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Kinda feel bad that 💗Muffin had to get a haircut the day before it got cold
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Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)
Get Bill Nelson out of retirement, gonna need him to hunt some Everglades snakes again rul soon
I’m learning today that much like clownfish after Finding Nemo, there is now a boom in sales of tree vipers after the release of Zootopia 2.
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Get Bill Nelson out of retirement, gonna need him to hunt some Everglades snakes again rul soon
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December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Recipe: “the icing is thinner than the coating on peanut butter half moon cookies, and it crackles when you bite into it like the glaze on these glazed doughnuts and chocolate pop tarts.”
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT. *closes tab*
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT. *closes tab*
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Recipe: “the icing is thinner than the coating on peanut butter half moon cookies, and it crackles when you bite into it like the glaze on these glazed doughnuts and chocolate pop tarts.”
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT. *closes tab*
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT. *closes tab*
lol found some kibble pieces near the front door, bc sometimes u have to defend the homestead but u wanna bring a snack
December 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
lol found some kibble pieces near the front door, bc sometimes u have to defend the homestead but u wanna bring a snack
Won a bunch of fancy appeals. At 100% on this specific type.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Won a bunch of fancy appeals. At 100% on this specific type.
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
lol lmao this would be such a shitshow in south Florida? I’m within 50 miles of the fucking Bahamas
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lol lmao this would be such a shitshow in south Florida? I’m within 50 miles of the fucking Bahamas
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A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
📢📢📢 IBS IS A PLACEHOLDER DIAGNOSIS 📢📢📢
good news for chronic tummy horters www.sciencenews.org/article/fema...
This newfound cascade of events may explain some female gut pain
Gut problems like irritable bowel syndrome are often worse in women. A mouse study reveals a pain pathway involving estrogen, gut cells and bacteria.
www.sciencenews.org
December 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
📢📢📢 IBS IS A PLACEHOLDER DIAGNOSIS 📢📢📢
there’s a time and place for long form shitposts, it was 2009 LiveJournal
If this happens here please know that if you write a single post with more than, say, six hundred characters or so, I am going to block or mute you and never look back.
Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
there’s a time and place for long form shitposts, it was 2009 LiveJournal
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Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
“Why would you choose to go through life cold?” —this is what I wonder every time I leave Florida in the winter
Why would you choose to go through life cold?
One other time I had this coat, it was Patagonia. I called it my secret down coat. It had down on the inside but the outside it was like a rain shell. The number of people who did not believe me when I said I was warm.
One other time I had this coat, it was Patagonia. I called it my secret down coat. It had down on the inside but the outside it was like a rain shell. The number of people who did not believe me when I said I was warm.
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Why would you choose to go through life cold?” —this is what I wonder every time I leave Florida in the winter
Be nice to your neighbors, they might give you a giant box of Fererro Rochers for Christmas
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Be nice to your neighbors, they might give you a giant box of Fererro Rochers for Christmas
Much like how I keep playing the same Zelda games over and over, I will continue to listen to the same audiobooks over and over
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Much like how I keep playing the same Zelda games over and over, I will continue to listen to the same audiobooks over and over
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When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
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They probably already know this by now, but for artists who don't know yet, you can turn this off! In Create & Manage Invoices, there's a Feedback section with the setting before you make an invoice.
Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They probably already know this by now, but for artists who don't know yet, you can turn this off! In Create & Manage Invoices, there's a Feedback section with the setting before you make an invoice.
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A history we must remember as techbros try to move us back to "company town" dynamics
#tdih 1960. W. Tenn. Black sharecroppers registered to vote (to break all-white juries which denied fair trial).
White landowners evicted them in cold of winter, “barred them from buying groceries or gas, & from receiving bank loans and medical services.” 💔 ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
White landowners evicted them in cold of winter, “barred them from buying groceries or gas, & from receiving bank loans and medical services.” 💔 ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
Dec. 28, 1960: Black Farmers in Tennessee Evicted for Registering to Vote
Black sharecroppers were evicted by white landowners simply for exercising their right to register to vote.
www.zinnedproject.org
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A history we must remember as techbros try to move us back to "company town" dynamics
Me constantly checking the Amazon app for the order that will allow me to put my kitchen back together
xkcd.com/281/
xkcd.com/281/
Online Package Tracking
xkcd.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me constantly checking the Amazon app for the order that will allow me to put my kitchen back together
xkcd.com/281/
xkcd.com/281/