It feels like it’s screaming at the end, & tbh I would be too if i tried to be that stretchy 😹

Allegedly the next stop. I’m expecting my order to be broken into tiny shards of plastic at this point.

It doesn’t look like anything anyone has done before. Like yes it’s a standard sans serif font (Helvetica/Arial?), in a standard light weight, but then they do something actually INTERESTING with it.

me, an idiot, on Saturday, placing this order: “ah, I’ll wash everything and have it all ready to put back when these items get here tomorrow.”
Amazon: bitch u thought

lol “9 stops away!” & shows a dumbfuck Santa sleigh at the other end of my street. it was also “9 stops away!“ last night at 10 pm when “oopsies poopsies, we lost contact with the delivery truck! 🥺”

Lmao updated from 4:45-6:45 to 5:15-7:15, then to 5:45-7:45, now 6:00-8:00. they’re having a nice little ride today!

OMG. I did not know there could be that many opinions on / people mad about how to freeze meat???

OMG. My friend had to have a chat with her son’s female friends when they got catty about another girl who they were allegedly friends with, bc, “ladies, ladies! We build up our friends, we do not tear them down!”

Oh another truck ride for my “next day” order I placed 4 days ago, maybe their exciting adventure will end at my house this time

Yes. Exactly this. Always. It’s 6 days later and everyone’s screaming

Don’t sleep with gloves but do plz wash dishes with gloves. Ew.

My cabinet inserts went for a little ride today! how fun for them!

anyway we ate Shake Shack for dinner bc I still have no counter space, which was not supposed to still be a problem past Sunday and here we are going into Tuesday

Sadly not an option! I really liked the IKEA one but the dimensions are wrong for my needs

My cabinet inserts went for a little ride today! how fun for them!

The thrilling drama continues! I removed the location but it’s all the same place.
Monday, December 29
10:05 PM - Package arrived at a carrier facility.
11:59 AM - Package is out for delivery.
3:08 AM - Package being processed at carrier facility.
3:02 AM - Package arrived at a carrier facility.

OMG I totally understand this. I don’t have a version of PS that does artifact removal, but I do have a version that sucks balls at text rendering (every version!) so at this point I just do my layouts in Word. I adjust lighting on my iPhone and then play with selective colors on PS

Obv we all have the best hopes for our younger siblings, & I def didn’t realize this was one I had for mine 💚