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40smth solo mom and frontend engineer living in #pdx. longhorn. usaf 2e251 '02-06. i'm here for empathy, kindness, puns, and shitposts 🏳️⚧️👭✨💅
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a dungeon full of titties is known as a boobliette
often confused with an abuttoir 🌠
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also, let’s say wurman is right. well, we have had nearly 160 years of unlimited birthright citizenship that has been affirmed again and again by generations of Americans. whatever the original intent, that is what the birthright clause *means*.
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
also, let’s say wurman is right. well, we have had nearly 160 years of unlimited birthright citizenship that has been affirmed again and again by generations of Americans. whatever the original intent, that is what the birthright clause *means*.
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i need the etsy witches to hex my future ex-wife
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i need the etsy witches to hex my future ex-wife
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Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
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Tom Cotton here is lying about what constitutes sailors being hors de combat (though these guys were never valid military targets), and he knows he is lying about it.
Unarmed, clinging to capsized wreckage, these guys were clearly shipwrecked and the orders to fire on them manifestly illegal.
Unarmed, clinging to capsized wreckage, these guys were clearly shipwrecked and the orders to fire on them manifestly illegal.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Tom Cotton here is lying about what constitutes sailors being hors de combat (though these guys were never valid military targets), and he knows he is lying about it.
Unarmed, clinging to capsized wreckage, these guys were clearly shipwrecked and the orders to fire on them manifestly illegal.
Unarmed, clinging to capsized wreckage, these guys were clearly shipwrecked and the orders to fire on them manifestly illegal.
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
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(gandalf voice): "FOOL OF A CUCK!"
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(gandalf voice): "FOOL OF A CUCK!"
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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bile is stored in the galls
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
bile is stored in the galls
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It goes like this
The three
The six
And then the nine
And damn, she fine
The three
The six
And then the nine
And damn, she fine
i read about her pussy in minas tirith. the description of her pearl palace is fashioned in an elven-script, for they have no letters in Mordor for such subtle work. I deem it to be a tongue of the sapphics, and to quote the White Council, “The 3, the 6, and the 9.” followed by, “damn she fine.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It goes like this
The three
The six
And then the nine
And damn, she fine
The three
The six
And then the nine
And damn, she fine
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
this is absolutely true 🙏 ty Emma
...but also the other wolf in me ✨does✨ wanna talk about this stuff 24/7 so hold on to ur #butts y'all
...but also the other wolf in me ✨does✨ wanna talk about this stuff 24/7 so hold on to ur #butts y'all
CIS PEOPLE PRO TIP
If you discuss trans issues/transphobia problems and such as I do, that's cool and good.
If you have trans friends, they do not want to discuss this shit 24/7 or hear you yammer about it. They have to live with oppression. Their being trans is merely one facet of their human exp
If you discuss trans issues/transphobia problems and such as I do, that's cool and good.
If you have trans friends, they do not want to discuss this shit 24/7 or hear you yammer about it. They have to live with oppression. Their being trans is merely one facet of their human exp
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is absolutely true 🙏 ty Emma
...but also the other wolf in me ✨does✨ wanna talk about this stuff 24/7 so hold on to ur #butts y'all
...but also the other wolf in me ✨does✨ wanna talk about this stuff 24/7 so hold on to ur #butts y'all
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i read about her pussy in minas tirith. the description of her pearl palace is fashioned in an elven-script, for they have no letters in Mordor for such subtle work. I deem it to be a tongue of the sapphics, and to quote the White Council, “The 3, the 6, and the 9.” followed by, “damn she fine.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i read about her pussy in minas tirith. the description of her pearl palace is fashioned in an elven-script, for they have no letters in Mordor for such subtle work. I deem it to be a tongue of the sapphics, and to quote the White Council, “The 3, the 6, and the 9.” followed by, “damn she fine.”
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Remember, tech employees, we just have to do more with less.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Remember, tech employees, we just have to do more with less.
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Huh, first I’m hearing of this "React" thing. Is it any good?
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Huh, first I’m hearing of this "React" thing. Is it any good?
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The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?
i just did this for everything but the bird at thanksgiving and y'all it was low-key easy 💅 and it was all delish ✨💁♀️
LISTEN UP BUCKAROOS. honestly as vegetarian it is my number one rare and appreciated holiday situation to show up and discover that the stuffing was specifically made in a way that vegetarian and vegan buckaroos can eat it too, and this is so easy to do
Thoroughly endorse Chuck's recommendation to make your stuffing meatless if you're having any vegans or vegetarians at your holiday meals. You shouldn't be cooking it inside the bird anyway, and it tastes just as good made with veggie stock.
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i just did this for everything but the bird at thanksgiving and y'all it was low-key easy 💅 and it was all delish ✨💁♀️
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when I was twelve years old, my mom drew me aside to a newsstand in Washington's Grand Hyatt, and there, surrounded by the antiseptic scent of Altoids, said, look. no matter how bad things get, no matter how hopeless life may seem, promise me this: you will never try to shave your eyebrows.
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
when I was twelve years old, my mom drew me aside to a newsstand in Washington's Grand Hyatt, and there, surrounded by the antiseptic scent of Altoids, said, look. no matter how bad things get, no matter how hopeless life may seem, promise me this: you will never try to shave your eyebrows.
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
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sitting on santas lap and asking for a girlfriend with a fat ass
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
sitting on santas lap and asking for a girlfriend with a fat ass
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hbo max will now be called netflax
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
hbo max will now be called netflax
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Saw a tow truck with a giant “Tow Lives Matter” thing on it and I don’t even know guys
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Saw a tow truck with a giant “Tow Lives Matter” thing on it and I don’t even know guys
this kinda shit infuriates me bc "tow lives mater" is right there 🤬
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
this kinda shit infuriates me bc "tow lives mater" is right there 🤬
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it’s crash out friday BURN IT TO THE FUCKIN GROUND, BABY
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
it’s crash out friday BURN IT TO THE FUCKIN GROUND, BABY
this is such a relatable vibe that david bowie wrote a whole ass song about tfw ur tires are under pressure 🌠
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this is such a relatable vibe that david bowie wrote a whole ass song about tfw ur tires are under pressure 🌠
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations