𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔄𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔩𝔬𝔢
@eldergodchloe.bsky.social
Pinned
im like if the xenomorph was somehow even hotter
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“im veronica and my pronouns are she/her” veronica’s neck stretched out like a giraffe reaching all the way across the room until her face was hovering one centimeter away from mine, eagerly, cisly, awaiting my introduction
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“im veronica and my pronouns are she/her” veronica’s neck stretched out like a giraffe reaching all the way across the room until her face was hovering one centimeter away from mine, eagerly, cisly, awaiting my introduction
goodnight y’all 💖 i shoulda been asleep like an hour ago. hope i dream of beautiful lesbians
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
goodnight y’all 💖 i shoulda been asleep like an hour ago. hope i dream of beautiful lesbians
i saw a small old truck with a roll cage that had a sparkly pink bumper sticker that read: “cute girls hit curbs”
i see curb, i hit curb
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
i saw a small old truck with a roll cage that had a sparkly pink bumper sticker that read: “cute girls hit curbs”
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i’m not really poly or bisexual but i would share a goddess girlfriend who has an entourage of boyfriends and tortures us by making us kiss each other
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
i’m not really poly or bisexual but i would share a goddess girlfriend who has an entourage of boyfriends and tortures us by making us kiss each other
movie night is best night
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
movie night is best night
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you can’t just be named dick. you gotta earn it. you either show hog or you’re richard
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you can’t just be named dick. you gotta earn it. you either show hog or you’re richard
portland looked so much cooler when there was graffiti fuckin everywhere
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
portland looked so much cooler when there was graffiti fuckin everywhere
normalize platonic full body contact snuggle sleepovers
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
normalize platonic full body contact snuggle sleepovers
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made a string of lights with cicada shells and glitter
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
made a string of lights with cicada shells and glitter
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Smoking the weed that make snake solid
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Smoking the weed that make snake solid
bored at work
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
bored at work
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growing up at night you’d sometimes just here my dad loudly wail and my mom giggle. that’s how you knew she busted ass big time
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
growing up at night you’d sometimes just here my dad loudly wail and my mom giggle. that’s how you knew she busted ass big time
i come from a long line of loud mouthed italian women with rancid farts
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i come from a long line of loud mouthed italian women with rancid farts
nobody who wants power should ever be granted it under any circumstance. decentralized support networks operating on either consent or consensus with direct democratic processes to determine temporary structures on a case by case basis. no gods, no masters.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
nobody who wants power should ever be granted it under any circumstance. decentralized support networks operating on either consent or consensus with direct democratic processes to determine temporary structures on a case by case basis. no gods, no masters.
she’s ready for the sleepover
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
she’s ready for the sleepover
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now youre all done and your farts are cum and theyre not coming back
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
now youre all done and your farts are cum and theyre not coming back
used to be one of the farting ones and i liked you for that
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
used to be one of the farting ones and i liked you for that
hey. brain. stfu and eat ur tinned fish and ramen noodles. whats that? im out of ramen? ok fine kys.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
hey. brain. stfu and eat ur tinned fish and ramen noodles. whats that? im out of ramen? ok fine kys.
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I hate having to work for a living. I wish the city would sew me into the big Charlie Brown balloon’s pants and then I get a big settlement.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I hate having to work for a living. I wish the city would sew me into the big Charlie Brown balloon’s pants and then I get a big settlement.
attend the tale of beeny bodb
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
attend the tale of beeny bodb
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we need to come up with $300 by Monday or they're going to auction our storage space
we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️
love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️
love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
we need to come up with $300 by Monday or they're going to auction our storage space
we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️
love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️
love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
admiration for billie eilish: maintained
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
admiration for billie eilish: maintained
someone dropped the hat in the group chat so i had to tell em about @mrpussy.xyz
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
someone dropped the hat in the group chat so i had to tell em about @mrpussy.xyz
oh no my panopticon long sleeve got wet with girl sweat and smells of hard working woman
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
oh no my panopticon long sleeve got wet with girl sweat and smells of hard working woman