𝔅𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔄𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔩𝔬𝔢
@eldergodchloe.bsky.social
Pinned
oh you think i’m gay? you have no idea how gay i am. i’ve ascended to levels of faggotry that could make sappho blush. i’ve dyked out so hard it sank the island of lesbos.
i need the etsy witches to hex my future ex-wife
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i need the etsy witches to hex my future ex-wife
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do drugs. they're good, and maybe you'll learn things about yourself
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
do drugs. they're good, and maybe you'll learn things about yourself
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BUILD THREAD STARTS HERE FOLKS ITS GONNA BE A BIG ONE
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
BUILD THREAD STARTS HERE FOLKS ITS GONNA BE A BIG ONE
and it’s beautiful
The elder millennial woman and the zoomer woman have a symbiotic relationship
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
and it’s beautiful
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sometimes i think abt my partners and i get so happy i almost cry is that gay
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
sometimes i think abt my partners and i get so happy i almost cry is that gay
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ITS TIME!!!! ITS HERE!!!!!! WE ARE GONNA MAKE THIS FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
ITS TIME!!!! ITS HERE!!!!!! WE ARE GONNA MAKE THIS FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!
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"not in MY back door" 😤
why do nimbys hate anal sex :(
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"not in MY back door" 😤
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i hope every christian who walks up to random people asking them if they know about jesus steps on a rusty nail
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i hope every christian who walks up to random people asking them if they know about jesus steps on a rusty nail
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A WIZARD (mentally ill trans girl)
high atop a TOWER (apartment building) is listening to DARK INCANTATIONS (noise music) and pondering an ORB (cell phone) to consort with SPIRITS (gay people on the internet)
high atop a TOWER (apartment building) is listening to DARK INCANTATIONS (noise music) and pondering an ORB (cell phone) to consort with SPIRITS (gay people on the internet)
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A WIZARD (mentally ill trans girl)
high atop a TOWER (apartment building) is listening to DARK INCANTATIONS (noise music) and pondering an ORB (cell phone) to consort with SPIRITS (gay people on the internet)
high atop a TOWER (apartment building) is listening to DARK INCANTATIONS (noise music) and pondering an ORB (cell phone) to consort with SPIRITS (gay people on the internet)
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gathering me and the girls severed balls to make nuttons cradle
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
gathering me and the girls severed balls to make nuttons cradle
apparently whether or not i get my balls back after surgery will depend on if the biopsy guys bother to read the chart
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
apparently whether or not i get my balls back after surgery will depend on if the biopsy guys bother to read the chart
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ok unless anything objectively miraculous drops this month, here's my 10 favorite albums/eps this year :3
(in alphabetical order because i'll cry if u make me rank them)
(in alphabetical order because i'll cry if u make me rank them)
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ok unless anything objectively miraculous drops this month, here's my 10 favorite albums/eps this year :3
(in alphabetical order because i'll cry if u make me rank them)
(in alphabetical order because i'll cry if u make me rank them)
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🚨🚨🚨 I've just published my second ever youtube video!!! come take a wild ride with me as we watch this passport bro's campaign to ""make america breed again""!! shares are appreciated, I'm a new youtube channel and I need the help lol <3
This Passport Bro is Out of Control (Legal Mindset)
YouTube video by mr pxssy
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🚨🚨🚨 I've just published my second ever youtube video!!! come take a wild ride with me as we watch this passport bro's campaign to ""make america breed again""!! shares are appreciated, I'm a new youtube channel and I need the help lol <3
u don’t have to go full death of the author, but if ur to meaningfully engage with art i find reading it through the authors lens tiresome & uninteresting. to approach a piece with a critical eye and curious mind u should instead examine what the art itself is saying through intracontextual analysis
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
u don’t have to go full death of the author, but if ur to meaningfully engage with art i find reading it through the authors lens tiresome & uninteresting. to approach a piece with a critical eye and curious mind u should instead examine what the art itself is saying through intracontextual analysis
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TWO MELATONINS HAM AND. CHEESE SANDWICH ICE CREAM
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
TWO MELATONINS HAM AND. CHEESE SANDWICH ICE CREAM
peak i'm afraid
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
peak i'm afraid
aw fuck i did the cooking in my big white shirt
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
aw fuck i did the cooking in my big white shirt
i've got a penchant for sharing foundational works of art with beautiful women
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i've got a penchant for sharing foundational works of art with beautiful women
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STEAL HER FIT
"ACAB" beanie: $24.00
unknown band tee: ???
Denim jacket: Stolen
Misato necklace: Stolen
"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" tag:
Stolen
Tommy Hilfiger Mom Jeans:
Stolen
"ACAB" beanie: $24.00
unknown band tee: ???
Denim jacket: Stolen
Misato necklace: Stolen
"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" tag:
Stolen
Tommy Hilfiger Mom Jeans:
Stolen
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
STEAL HER FIT
"ACAB" beanie: $24.00
unknown band tee: ???
Denim jacket: Stolen
Misato necklace: Stolen
"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" tag:
Stolen
Tommy Hilfiger Mom Jeans:
Stolen
"ACAB" beanie: $24.00
unknown band tee: ???
Denim jacket: Stolen
Misato necklace: Stolen
"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" tag:
Stolen
Tommy Hilfiger Mom Jeans:
Stolen
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oh you;re a pianist? the instrument with 88 keys? why do you like that instrument so much motherfucker???
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
oh you;re a pianist? the instrument with 88 keys? why do you like that instrument so much motherfucker???
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I am not going back to work tomorrow due to recent complications with my recovery. I am out of time off and have no source if income until my surgeon clears me for work. I know its a tight month financially for most people but anything helps 🩷
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I am not going back to work tomorrow due to recent complications with my recovery. I am out of time off and have no source if income until my surgeon clears me for work. I know its a tight month financially for most people but anything helps 🩷
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i am sad and having a bad time and would greatly appreciate a few bucks for some treats.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i am sad and having a bad time and would greatly appreciate a few bucks for some treats.