Lauren Sarner
@laurensarner.bsky.social
TV reporter & critic at The New York Post. Past bylines: HuffPost, The Daily Beast, Inverse. TCA member. Views my own.
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This means WAR
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This means WAR
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
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i am so ready for the eight-part docuseries about all of this
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i am so ready for the eight-part docuseries about all of this
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“in this moment of political darkness, new york will be the light”
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“in this moment of political darkness, new york will be the light”
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in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
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Farewell sweet Prince
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Farewell sweet Prince
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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regular reminder that when i say something is my *favorite* that is distinct from saying it is *the best*.
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
regular reminder that when i say something is my *favorite* that is distinct from saying it is *the best*.
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But Netflix are real dum dums for not letting a Frankenstein movie in OCTOBER have a nice wide release, our show was nearly a full house.
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
But Netflix are real dum dums for not letting a Frankenstein movie in OCTOBER have a nice wide release, our show was nearly a full house.
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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Have to say, I think my first day as head of security at the Louvre went pretty well
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Have to say, I think my first day as head of security at the Louvre went pretty well
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A robbery? At the Louvre?
October 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
A robbery? At the Louvre?
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to enjoy chocolate croissants and read Edgar Allan Poe by the fireplace in an ominous Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cool October night?
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to enjoy chocolate croissants and read Edgar Allan Poe by the fireplace in an ominous Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cool October night?
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You can have whatever opinion about whatever art but MY opinion of you craters if you try to censor or ban art that is essentially harmless. (Fictional, no direct calls to harm or abuse).
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You can have whatever opinion about whatever art but MY opinion of you craters if you try to censor or ban art that is essentially harmless. (Fictional, no direct calls to harm or abuse).
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To the owner of a gigantic wooden horse left outside our gate: we’re not falling for it. If you want in, buy a ticket like everyone else.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
To the owner of a gigantic wooden horse left outside our gate: we’re not falling for it. If you want in, buy a ticket like everyone else.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.