Tom Badgerlock
lateralmoves.bsky.social
Tom Badgerlock
@lateralmoves.bsky.social
Life is a cherry, death is the pit. Love the cherry tree
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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"Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year." www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
Opinion | Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I dated a heliocentrist who’d taunt every geocentrist pope he met until they’d pull their fist back to excommunicate him, whereupon my ex would go “heyheyheyyy c’mahn I’m a little guy, I’m just a little guy, noo, it’s also my birthday, I’m a little birthday boyy” & it somehow always worked
And people wonder why Galileo got excommunicated lmao, when you create a thinly veiled caricature of someone and name it “Stupid Dumbass” they get a bit upset.
May 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Quote post this with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the Chicago Pope stuff is like learning the Emperor of the Imperium used to enjoy chili cheese dogs
May 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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NEW — Trump’s ICE has just arrested Newark Mayor Ras Baraka.

Alongside residents and other officials, Baraka has been protesting outside a detention facility that’s set to help Trump’s mass deportation regime.
May 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Looks like the new Holy Father isn't a fan of JD Vance.
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well played, Pritzker
gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Every headline out of New Hampshire is like "Man caught smuggling illegal fireworks inside giraffe neck"
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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My baby boy Bruce is home but it cost more than we expected. If you have the means to do so, consider helping us pay it off ($13k) and anything above that can go to his post op care and heart disease treatment (new condition).

DONATE HERE: tiltify.com/@gameonysus/...
May 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Kikuchi has seen a decline in most of his metrics, including a significant drop in Whiff Rate. Hard to see a path for him to the papacy. #ball
May 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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like, the patriarchy did not mean and has never meant "the past was a Gor novel and/or worked without any subtext exactly like The 1950s as envisioned by Kate Millett," even Kate Millett and John Norman would back me up on that

men and women have been sharing ideas with one another for a long time
May 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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RFK Jr is a eugenicist www.theverge.com/health/66136...
Death is the policy
RFK Jr.‘s measles response is junk science and social Darwinism.
www.theverge.com
May 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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as ever, any excuse to post this
May 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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As I keep saying, YIMBYism is *all about* corporate power: the firms that manage to build in NIMBY jurisdictions act like cartels, locking out other homebuilders.
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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It’s easy to forget now that he’s a major celebrity but when he first appeared on Game of Thrones he was just an unknown Brit hired for his raw sexuality
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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the most cursed thing on dutch reddit is Disgusting Pancake Guy & I need y'all to know about him

he makes pancakes with the grossest liquids imaginable in lieu of, y'know, water

highlights include vinegar, shampoo, Twix soft drink (which is... a thing?) & wallpaper paste

today's is seawater
May 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.
May 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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stuck in the depths of despair again? have you tried eating a big sandwich about it?
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM