lasagnahog gobbler
@lasagnahog.bsky.social
sometimes extra is the right amount | world's okayest mom | I love you just the way you are
pfp: a "no preps" pin found at a flea market
pfp: a "no preps" pin found at a flea market
Getting really cute over here
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Getting really cute over here
What a weird, busy day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What a weird, busy day.
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
Made chicken Italian sausage from SCRATCH and feeling very happy to report it was delicious.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Made chicken Italian sausage from SCRATCH and feeling very happy to report it was delicious.
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I only know what day it is because I have a 7-day labelled pill box.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I only know what day it is because I have a 7-day labelled pill box.
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Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
Turns out when people say nice stuff to you in a hard time it's a straight shot to Tearsville
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Turns out when people say nice stuff to you in a hard time it's a straight shot to Tearsville
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there without sound // handcut paper collage with graphite on recycled paperboard, november 2025
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
there without sound // handcut paper collage with graphite on recycled paperboard, november 2025
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
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She was proud of this one
September 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
She was proud of this one
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Man the "Wicked: For Good" ad budget is insane.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Man the "Wicked: For Good" ad budget is insane.
I put up the Christmas tree with the fam two days ago. We love to have it up.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I put up the Christmas tree with the fam two days ago. We love to have it up.
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Remember when we listed all our names and addresses in a big yellow book together
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Remember when we listed all our names and addresses in a big yellow book together
I made it LinkedIn official.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I made it LinkedIn official.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
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A showcase of my smaller works available
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A showcase of my smaller works available
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
Breaking news: if you buy the baklava holiday pack you will eat the baklava holiday pack.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Breaking news: if you buy the baklava holiday pack you will eat the baklava holiday pack.
r/exvangelical sent me down a Psalty YouTube path. The whole idea of a singing songbook for kids that teaches them about God is wild enough but add in these costumes...
youtu.be/WsgdEzzDll4?...
youtu.be/WsgdEzzDll4?...
Psalty and the Church Mouse Choir
YouTube video by Joseph Spurgeon
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
r/exvangelical sent me down a Psalty YouTube path. The whole idea of a singing songbook for kids that teaches them about God is wild enough but add in these costumes...
youtu.be/WsgdEzzDll4?...
youtu.be/WsgdEzzDll4?...
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All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
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Spain is ridiculous (complimentary)
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Spain is ridiculous (complimentary)
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Individual direct aid, from people or from any single group like a church, cannot solve our problems. This is why we have society. This is literally the point of government.
It’s sort of like how I do give cash or food to people on the street when I can, but I am not capable of/obligated to do it every time and also that is not going to fix the problem. Someone I don’t know calling me to ask for cash is not a gotcha about how I don’t mean my values.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Individual direct aid, from people or from any single group like a church, cannot solve our problems. This is why we have society. This is literally the point of government.
"I used to have Who's the Boss on DVD." is a thing I just said out loud. No one should take me seriously.
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"I used to have Who's the Boss on DVD." is a thing I just said out loud. No one should take me seriously.
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[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
The first lyrics I ever looked up online were for Wannabe by the Spice Girls for my friend Justin's rock band to perform.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The first lyrics I ever looked up online were for Wannabe by the Spice Girls for my friend Justin's rock band to perform.
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Iambic is easily in my top 5, maybe top 10 favorite pentameters
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Iambic is easily in my top 5, maybe top 10 favorite pentameters