lasagnahog gobbler
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sometimes extra is the right amount | world's okayest mom | I love you just the way you are
pfp: a "no preps" pin found at a flea market
pfp: a "no preps" pin found at a flea market
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They flipped out about rap music for *decades*
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They flipped out about rap music for *decades*
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Oh shit I didn’t know trees could pull off a high pony, but look at her go
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh shit I didn’t know trees could pull off a high pony, but look at her go
"Mom, I am Amelia Earfart. Get it? EarFART like earHART."
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Mom, I am Amelia Earfart. Get it? EarFART like earHART."
Spent ten dollars on a 20 year old magazine and I'm very happy with my choices.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spent ten dollars on a 20 year old magazine and I'm very happy with my choices.
Sometimes you need a friend who will never stop dogging on your piece of shit ex and sometimes you are the friend.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sometimes you need a friend who will never stop dogging on your piece of shit ex and sometimes you are the friend.
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Attentikn everyone. PLEASE PLEASE share this post, this is an emergency!
am Nema, a mother of three young children
My youngest son, Mohammed, is two years old and is suffering from a severe fever and urgently needs medication💔
Please help my child, Mohammed
We need your help to save my son
I need 400$ urgently 💔
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My youngest son, Mohammed, is two years old and is suffering from a severe fever and urgently needs medication💔
Please help my child, Mohammed
We need your help to save my son
I need 400$ urgently 💔
✅ Verified by Molly shah
chuffed.org/pay/campaign...
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Attentikn everyone. PLEASE PLEASE share this post, this is an emergency!
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My top 5 movie genres are:
1) Ernest goes somewhere
2) Ernest saves something
3) Ernest is scared of something
4) Ernest rides something
5) Ernest in something
1) Ernest goes somewhere
2) Ernest saves something
3) Ernest is scared of something
4) Ernest rides something
5) Ernest in something
My top 5 movie genres are:
1) a pig learns to herd sheep
2) a rat learns to cook
3) a llama learns to—
hang on a sec
1) a pig learns to herd sheep
2) a rat learns to cook
3) a llama learns to—
hang on a sec
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My top 5 movie genres are:
1) Ernest goes somewhere
2) Ernest saves something
3) Ernest is scared of something
4) Ernest rides something
5) Ernest in something
1) Ernest goes somewhere
2) Ernest saves something
3) Ernest is scared of something
4) Ernest rides something
5) Ernest in something
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Had an idea for a new entry in the Alien franchise, Alien: Perth (this time, it’s in Australia), which sees a xenomorph going up against all the deadly Australian wildlife that’s already trying to kill you, such as platypuses (platypi?), punching kangaroos, those tiny venomous jellyfish, etc…
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Had an idea for a new entry in the Alien franchise, Alien: Perth (this time, it’s in Australia), which sees a xenomorph going up against all the deadly Australian wildlife that’s already trying to kill you, such as platypuses (platypi?), punching kangaroos, those tiny venomous jellyfish, etc…
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If you'd LET THEM FINISH, ghosts are saying "boobs."
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If you'd LET THEM FINISH, ghosts are saying "boobs."
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For #SettlerSaturday can anyone who can afford to send some money to Eléna so her family can keep the lights on?
One of my bestest friends needs help paying her electric bill. You can read the story at the link but tldr = goddamn fuck motherfuck BC Hydro.
Please help if you can and share <3
gofund.me/b3527d2e5
Please help if you can and share <3
gofund.me/b3527d2e5
Donate to Help A First Nations Family Pay Their Electric Bill, organized by Jason J Brunet
My First Nations friend in British Columbia needs help with her ele… Jason J Brunet needs your support for Help A First Nations Family Pay Their Electric Bill
gofund.me
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For #SettlerSaturday can anyone who can afford to send some money to Eléna so her family can keep the lights on?
The great thing about being Italian is that the flag I give off is green AND red
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The great thing about being Italian is that the flag I give off is green AND red
Oops I did it again
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oops I did it again
I should've returned the lip gloss when I discovered it was plumping. Here I am, burning my face off because I couldn't remember every other time I've tried plumping gloss.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I should've returned the lip gloss when I discovered it was plumping. Here I am, burning my face off because I couldn't remember every other time I've tried plumping gloss.
When Silicon Valley came out I didn't want to see it because I spent so many hours in that environment I didn't think it would be fun to watch (I was wrong). Who wants to spend time at work when they're trying to watch TV?
I bet the Pope feels that way about Conclave.
I bet the Pope feels that way about Conclave.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When Silicon Valley came out I didn't want to see it because I spent so many hours in that environment I didn't think it would be fun to watch (I was wrong). Who wants to spend time at work when they're trying to watch TV?
I bet the Pope feels that way about Conclave.
I bet the Pope feels that way about Conclave.
Getting really cute over here
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Getting really cute over here
What a weird, busy day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What a weird, busy day.
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
Made chicken Italian sausage from SCRATCH and feeling very happy to report it was delicious.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Made chicken Italian sausage from SCRATCH and feeling very happy to report it was delicious.
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I only know what day it is because I have a 7-day labelled pill box.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I only know what day it is because I have a 7-day labelled pill box.
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Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Only in Saint Paul can a celestial electromagnetic phenomenon and a malfunctioning streetlight combine for such a beautiful display
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
Turns out when people say nice stuff to you in a hard time it's a straight shot to Tearsville
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Turns out when people say nice stuff to you in a hard time it's a straight shot to Tearsville
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there without sound // handcut paper collage with graphite on recycled paperboard, november 2025
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
there without sound // handcut paper collage with graphite on recycled paperboard, november 2025
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist
#collageart #abstract #collage #queerart #artist