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lasagnahog gobbler
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Getting really cute over here
Pretzels stacked with rolos and melted. The top of the stack is a red or green m&m. Christmas baking!
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I put up the Christmas tree with the fam two days ago. We love to have it up.
Close up of an artificial Christmas tree and kitschy ornaments with multicolored lights.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Meatball was wayyyyyy cute so that tracks lol
Angry young gray and white cat named Meatball dressed up as Spaghetti and Meatballs for Halloween in 2010. I never dressed her up again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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You from a different era:

Still yapping, though.
A brown-haired white girl talks on the landline with a serious face. She is sitting in a kitchen (1980s)
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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It was a rainy pnw Halloween this year
A group of trick-or-treaters, parents and umbrellas seen through a rainy windshield.
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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just a lil guy
Two eyeballs made from plastic plates stick out of a small green shrub in the dark of night. Happy Halloween!
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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New white whale just dropped:
Plastic 1980s kids Halloween costume for The Noid
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Found my vintage Jason Priestley pillow
Vintage heart-shaped Jason Priestley pillow from 90210
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Here's what we ended up with! I'm pretty proud of this lil Mulpan.
A pumpkin carved (aiming) to look like Mulpan from Geometry Dash
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Chicken sausage, poblano pepper and mozzarella cheese scramble with green onions on top and avocado mash on the side on a paper plate
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Photo evidence
Four sunny side up eggs bubbling in a bean/shakshuka mashup
October 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Two shelves of vintage glasses including Care Bears, Looney Tunes, Star Wars and McDonald's characters. Three of the glasses have wrapped straws in them.
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Found it!
October 2007 photo of lasagnahog, a white woman wearing a red beehive wig with a fleur de lis hairpin, dressed as Dairy Queen. She's using frosted lipstick and eyeshadow and a sash with a cow motif. Her button down shirt is white and she's wearing a red ballgown skirt that you can't see.
October 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Breaking News: beans
A close-up on a tortoiseshell cat's back paw. This has been the Bean Report.
September 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Here comes the ferry!
Washington State Ferries ferry arriving at the Kingston Terminal in Kingston, WA
September 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It's so pretty here, you guys.
Gazebo and waterfront at the ferry terminal at Kingston, WA
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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gaze upon my schnitzel dinner!!!
Schnitzel, rotkohl (sauteed red cabbage) and spatzle that has been seared on a grill
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Here's my cabinet. I can see two Star Wars ones in the first row!
Kitchen cabinet holding drinking glasses with characters from the 1970s and 1980s. Some examples include Star Wars, Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake and the Hamburglar.
September 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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My barrettes say trans rights
A pink, light blue and white barrette on a mottled granite counter.
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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My cat Bombalina wonders if this is smizing.
Tortoiseshell cat named Bombalina stares into the camera.
September 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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CW: clowns

These were worth every dollar.
A painting of a red-haired clown with very long eyelashes, resting her head on her hand. A painting of a sad clown wearing a hat.
September 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Gordon Ramsay is at the center of the best Tumblr post
Screenshot from Tumblr writing-prompt-s: In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriends dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsay. ardentiiuxtenebris: This isn't a prompt, this is a fully finished horror story rolodextra: the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because I'm going to fuck her dad
September 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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YOU GUYS.
Hamburger on a potato roll with avocado, poblano pepper and queso fresco with mayonnaise.
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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ENHANCE
An even closer view of a tortoiseshell kitten's pink tongue in blep mode
September 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Look at this most perfect tortoiseshell blep from Bombalina.
Tortoiseshell cat sleeps on a brown couch with her tiny pink tongue hanging out.
September 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM