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Lance Hartzler
@lancehartz.bsky.social
Moderator No. 1 on the @mid-majormadness.bsky.social account. Also the co-site manager there.

Words lots of places the past few years.

Any pronouns 🏳️‍🌈
Pinned
Some personal words, on visibility but feeling invisible:
March 31
March 31: 🏳️‍⚧️ day of visibility Often times I wrestle with “what am I?”. I walk through life and my job, in my community in a rural area of the southeast Valley outside of metro Phoenix, and presen...
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What exactly makes you progressive? Is there policy for healthcare for all? Universal childcare? Student debt forgiveness? What about abolishing ICE and ending the Palestinian genocide?
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
DL, TS only
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Update she’s erect
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
she’s just like me fr
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Diva down!
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Wrote a thing about my arch enemy (the WAC)
The WAC-Utah Valley saga took another turn today as the league won’t allow UVU home games to be aired on ESPN+.

The league is seeking a $1 million exit fee it claims UVU has not paid. www.midmajormadness.com/western-athl...
WAC won’t broadcast Utah Valley home basketball games
Move comes amid UVU not paying $1 million exit fee to the leage
www.midmajormadness.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Name them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
No thanks 💩
Something’s happening
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Socialism and communism exist
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ruben Gallego said on Twitter that he wants ICE as trained as local cops, which, coming from an Arizona senator, is asinine given how MCSO and Phoenix Pd are routinely some of the most corrupt and trigger happy cops in the nation
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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can’t not hear and see:
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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God, for the millionth fucking time. We had it right before.

School/rec: Play with who you want
NCAA: Need doctor's note
Pro/Olympic: Blood testing for T levels

It worked. It was fair.
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’m so fucking tired man
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Mamdani is proving what we all suspected. The Democrats didn’t want him to win because they knew he’d succeed and show how it’s not just possible to fix things- it’s actually pretty fucking easy.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)

JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Update: beat @skatestory.com last night! Really fun story (especially if you’re into Dante and funky depictions of hell), plus rad skate boarding mechanics
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The Lune expedition 33 necklace is perfect I need her
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Tracking something important this year (beaten meaning rolled credits).

Disco Elysium is firmly a top 3 game ever made for me. I played as a communist but straightforward artsy cop and was routinely made fun of for being a cop who was a diehard communist
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Hung up some old media passes
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you're like me and mad about Hobbs' lack of a spine RE ICE agents in our communities: azgovernor.gov/office-arizo...
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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i don't need to defend the onion or elected democrats but inevitably this kind of argument devolves into "why does the internet refuse to absorb the exact same information diet as me and then draw the same conclusions as i did"
Everyone from Gallego to Pritzker is screaming that ICE as it stands needs to go, then Bluesky got mad that they weren’t at protests, then Klobuchar got attacked *for attending a protest* instead of Doing Something, the Senate Dems Did Something and a major tactical win and it gets branded a cave.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Genuinely pissed at Hobbs for throwing Mayes under the bus while senate dems support Mayes. Hobbs (IN A REELECTION YEAR) ostracizes her own AG in some attempt to court the mythical moderate republican
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
There he is he’s so happy
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Wheezing
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM