Lance Hartzler
@lancehartz.bsky.social
Moderator No. 1 on the @mid-majormadness.bsky.social account. Also the co-site manager there.
Words lots of places the past few years.
Any pronouns 🏳️🌈
Words lots of places the past few years.
Any pronouns 🏳️🌈
Huh how did I get here??
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Huh how did I get here??
Read this in the cadence of a Jon Rothstein banger
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Read this in the cadence of a Jon Rothstein banger
it’s not very pretty but I made it with love and hubris (two-layer chocolate cake with raspberry filling and chocolate buttercream)
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
it’s not very pretty but I made it with love and hubris (two-layer chocolate cake with raspberry filling and chocolate buttercream)
Watched a classic for the first time ever last night (follow me on the funny movie app: @/lance_hartz)
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watched a classic for the first time ever last night (follow me on the funny movie app: @/lance_hartz)
What went off in my head when I looked in the mirror this morning
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What went off in my head when I looked in the mirror this morning
“How’s life going Lance?”
“Like this:”
“Like this:”
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“How’s life going Lance?”
“Like this:”
“Like this:”
Here’s an easier to follow version:
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Here’s an easier to follow version:
Ten games to get to know me
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ten games to get to know me
been playing through hallow knight finally and man is this game full of fun little guys i mean look at this weirdo. his name is leg eater!
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
been playing through hallow knight finally and man is this game full of fun little guys i mean look at this weirdo. his name is leg eater!
NAU picked last in coach and media men's polls. Nowhere to go but up!
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
NAU picked last in coach and media men's polls. Nowhere to go but up!
Made some things
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Made some things
desert rain rocks
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
desert rain rocks
My waist brought to you by cigarettes and eating copious amounts of Taco Bell
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My waist brought to you by cigarettes and eating copious amounts of Taco Bell
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Jacksonville Jaguars
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Welcome to Strapsonville, @gnewsii!!
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MICHAEL OWENS/AP
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This just happened in Jeff’s backyard but yes please lecture us about how republicans are better than any of this: x.com/pattymurray/...
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This just happened in Jeff’s backyard but yes please lecture us about how republicans are better than any of this: x.com/pattymurray/...
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Coworker complimented my shirt + having a stellar hair day so that’s cool
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Coworker complimented my shirt + having a stellar hair day so that’s cool
