Jeff Lamberty
@lamberty.bsky.social
Just a guy in West Central Minnesota. University of Minnesota Morris alumni relations officer. He/Him.
If you like Stove Top Stuffing, you will love these (complimentary).
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you like Stove Top Stuffing, you will love these (complimentary).
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In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.
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TIL that the band Foreigner has gone full Ship of Theseus: not one member of the current touring band was part of their 1970s-1980s heyday.
Original Frontman of Iconic 70s Rock Band Gives His Blessing To New Singer
The legendary singer is "really excited" to "fully" endorse the group's new vocalist.
parade.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TIL that the band Foreigner has gone full Ship of Theseus: not one member of the current touring band was part of their 1970s-1980s heyday.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Hold up, THIS is a canonization-worthy miracle? It’s right up there with “he cured a ham”.
September 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hold up, THIS is a canonization-worthy miracle? It’s right up there with “he cured a ham”.
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I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK
September 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK
Mick Jagger voice: Shadoobie…
August 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mick Jagger voice: Shadoobie…
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The University of Minnesota, Morris provides an amazing liberal arts experience and learning environment that equals or exceeds MN's private liberal arts colleges at a 1/3 or 1/4 of the price.
Stop prioritizing 70k/yr institutions. Check out places like Morris! www.startribune.com/university-o...
Stop prioritizing 70k/yr institutions. Check out places like Morris! www.startribune.com/university-o...
U of M Morris grapples with lowest enrollment in years, raising worries for its future
The campus in west-central Minnesota has faced declining enrollment for years. Now Morris faces a critical point.
www.startribune.com
August 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The University of Minnesota, Morris provides an amazing liberal arts experience and learning environment that equals or exceeds MN's private liberal arts colleges at a 1/3 or 1/4 of the price.
Stop prioritizing 70k/yr institutions. Check out places like Morris! www.startribune.com/university-o...
Stop prioritizing 70k/yr institutions. Check out places like Morris! www.startribune.com/university-o...
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Wow. 20 minutes of lightning. 15 seconds of wind rising up. Then a solid line of heavyish rain starts.
August 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wow. 20 minutes of lightning. 15 seconds of wind rising up. Then a solid line of heavyish rain starts.
Looking outside: We really (didn’t) need this rain.
July 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Looking outside: We really (didn’t) need this rain.
Quite the sudden thunderstorm in Morris.
July 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Quite the sudden thunderstorm in Morris.
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
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@lamberty.bsky.social inspires me to re-tell my fave Minnesota weather story
Unexpected snow storm descends early a.m.
People driving on freeway in rural area are caught off guard
Dozens pull off at interchange into diner parking lot
But it's not open yet
Unexpected snow storm descends early a.m.
People driving on freeway in rural area are caught off guard
Dozens pull off at interchange into diner parking lot
But it's not open yet
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@lamberty.bsky.social inspires me to re-tell my fave Minnesota weather story
Unexpected snow storm descends early a.m.
People driving on freeway in rural area are caught off guard
Dozens pull off at interchange into diner parking lot
But it's not open yet
Unexpected snow storm descends early a.m.
People driving on freeway in rural area are caught off guard
Dozens pull off at interchange into diner parking lot
But it's not open yet
Waiting out a tornado warning in the basement of a Dairy Queen. I have never felt more Minnesotan.
June 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Waiting out a tornado warning in the basement of a Dairy Queen. I have never felt more Minnesotan.
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Pedro Pascal defended calling out JK Rowling as a "heinous loser" and said that "bullies make me fucking sick" and that he wants to "protect the people I love."
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Pedro Pascal Called Out J.K. Rowling’s ‘Heinous Loser Behavior’ Over Anti-Trans Law Because ‘Bullies Make Me F—ing Sick’: ‘I Want to Protect the People I Love’
Pedro Pascal called out J.K. Rowling's "heinous loser behavior" over celebrating an anti-trans law because she is a bully.
variety.com
June 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Pedro Pascal defended calling out JK Rowling as a "heinous loser" and said that "bullies make me fucking sick" and that he wants to "protect the people I love."
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Step 1: Activate new debit card.
Step 2: Destroy old debit card.
Step 3: Realize you destroyed the new debit card.
Step 4: Give the bank CSR a good chuckle at the end of their day.
Step 2: Destroy old debit card.
Step 3: Realize you destroyed the new debit card.
Step 4: Give the bank CSR a good chuckle at the end of their day.
June 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Step 1: Activate new debit card.
Step 2: Destroy old debit card.
Step 3: Realize you destroyed the new debit card.
Step 4: Give the bank CSR a good chuckle at the end of their day.
Step 2: Destroy old debit card.
Step 3: Realize you destroyed the new debit card.
Step 4: Give the bank CSR a good chuckle at the end of their day.
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
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I am heartbroken beyond words that Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died in a violent and politically motivated shooting. Melissa was an exceptional public servant. She was smart and funny and so dedicated to making Minnesota work better for all of us.
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am heartbroken beyond words that Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died in a violent and politically motivated shooting. Melissa was an exceptional public servant. She was smart and funny and so dedicated to making Minnesota work better for all of us.
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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Get your tickets now for the U of M day at Target Field ⚾ Friday, June 6.⚾ Pick your favorite seat in Target Field or join the UMN Morris Alumni Office in the Home Run Deck Terrace (Sections 229-234). z.umn.edu/UofMdayTwins
May 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Get your tickets now for the U of M day at Target Field ⚾ Friday, June 6.⚾ Pick your favorite seat in Target Field or join the UMN Morris Alumni Office in the Home Run Deck Terrace (Sections 229-234). z.umn.edu/UofMdayTwins
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
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Jesse Singal, a transphobic bigot who has dedicated a large portion of his career to spreading misinformation about LGBTQ+ people, is baffled that John Oliver would do a single episode debunking his life's work
April 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Jesse Singal, a transphobic bigot who has dedicated a large portion of his career to spreading misinformation about LGBTQ+ people, is baffled that John Oliver would do a single episode debunking his life's work