Jeff Lamberty
@lamberty.bsky.social
Just a guy in West Central Minnesota. University of Minnesota Morris alumni relations officer. He/Him.
Went through a third of this triple pack in an hour. theonion.com/scientists-d...
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
ITHACA, NY—In an announcement with major implications for future generations of big fat hogs, Cornell University geneticists announced Monday that they have isolated the specific DNA series that makes...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Went through a third of this triple pack in an hour. theonion.com/scientists-d...
I mean, much like all thoroughbred horses have the same birthday, all frogs are Marianist Catholics. It’s canon, I don’t make the rules.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I mean, much like all thoroughbred horses have the same birthday, all frogs are Marianist Catholics. It’s canon, I don’t make the rules.
It’s not clear to me, so I have to ask: was this carbonated? I don’t know which answer I would feel better about.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s not clear to me, so I have to ask: was this carbonated? I don’t know which answer I would feel better about.
Close! It’s actually huffing 10% ethanol unleaded.
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Close! It’s actually huffing 10% ethanol unleaded.
Holy cow. I’m glad everyone is safe. Sending supportive thoughts from Morris.
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Holy cow. I’m glad everyone is safe. Sending supportive thoughts from Morris.
Visit Minnesota! This is our state seal.
September 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Visit Minnesota! This is our state seal.
Wayzata, hunh. I’m simultaneously shocked and not shocked.
September 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wayzata, hunh. I’m simultaneously shocked and not shocked.
Yeah, it did that when I was checking the temp on some chicken breasts. I startled KK.
August 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yeah, it did that when I was checking the temp on some chicken breasts. I startled KK.
Between you and @niedermeyer.online posting about this, I grabbed the copy from my university library. Last checkout: 1997. I have until December to absorb it.
August 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Between you and @niedermeyer.online posting about this, I grabbed the copy from my university library. Last checkout: 1997. I have until December to absorb it.
I only occasionally read her stuff, but it’s always on track with what I would expect as a dispatch from Alexandria. So, not really in the ‘appreciate’ range.
August 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I only occasionally read her stuff, but it’s always on track with what I would expect as a dispatch from Alexandria. So, not really in the ‘appreciate’ range.
Imagine hating me when I’m just reelin’ in the years.
August 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Imagine hating me when I’m just reelin’ in the years.