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kybard
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· Oct 8
final fantasy 13 is nowhere
I’m bad at geography. this is probably at least in part because I rely too much on google maps. (I’m actually quite good at using google ...
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final fantasy 13 is a game without a place. in this maybe rambling mess of an essay, I will
thankful this year, as I am every year but perhaps especially in 2025, that i didn't get accidentally sewn into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
thankful this year, as I am every year but perhaps especially in 2025, that i didn't get accidentally sewn into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
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there’s lots of good food
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
there’s lots of good food
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hi i'm uh highkey desperate for some Paid Work so i'm putting myself out there (freelance & fulltime OK)
i can do news, features, op-eds, interviews, reviews, u want it i got it
bylines @ gameblast (PT-BR), unwinnable, into the spine, startmenu
muckrack.com/hiero-de-lim...
hierodelima@hotmail.com
i can do news, features, op-eds, interviews, reviews, u want it i got it
bylines @ gameblast (PT-BR), unwinnable, into the spine, startmenu
muckrack.com/hiero-de-lim...
hierodelima@hotmail.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
hi i'm uh highkey desperate for some Paid Work so i'm putting myself out there (freelance & fulltime OK)
i can do news, features, op-eds, interviews, reviews, u want it i got it
bylines @ gameblast (PT-BR), unwinnable, into the spine, startmenu
muckrack.com/hiero-de-lim...
hierodelima@hotmail.com
i can do news, features, op-eds, interviews, reviews, u want it i got it
bylines @ gameblast (PT-BR), unwinnable, into the spine, startmenu
muckrack.com/hiero-de-lim...
hierodelima@hotmail.com
they should let me paint this one. come on cowards
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
they should let me paint this one. come on cowards
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I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me
years ago we discovered a creepy old doll house in the crawl space under our house. i gave it some love and now it gets a lot of attention from our local trick or treaters
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
years ago we discovered a creepy old doll house in the crawl space under our house. i gave it some love and now it gets a lot of attention from our local trick or treaters
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
love my gym. fuck columbus
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
love my gym. fuck columbus
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
final fantasy 13 is a game without a place. in this maybe rambling mess of an essay, I will
final fantasy 13 is nowhere
I’m bad at geography. this is probably at least in part because I rely too much on google maps. (I’m actually quite good at using google ...
write.as
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
final fantasy 13 is a game without a place. in this maybe rambling mess of an essay, I will
poe's a big fan of fang. less enthused about hope. would like to eat sazh's chocobo
October 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
poe's a big fan of fang. less enthused about hope. would like to eat sazh's chocobo
this is my briefcase. time to work
October 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this is my briefcase. time to work
PERFORMING AT THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL: hey don't you think there should be a brand-name ibuprofen called "IB Proven"? and the tagline could be "IB Proven (TM) to fix your headache!" [a protestor is shot behind me] "I yeah uh. y'know maybe the mascot's a pirate"
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
PERFORMING AT THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL: hey don't you think there should be a brand-name ibuprofen called "IB Proven"? and the tagline could be "IB Proven (TM) to fix your headache!" [a protestor is shot behind me] "I yeah uh. y'know maybe the mascot's a pirate"
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really respect lewis hamilton for taking care of his dog. i feel like a lot of celebrities treat animals as playthings or accessories. or they buy an expensive breed and treat it as a status symbol. but he seemingly cared about his dog like a member of his family.
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
really respect lewis hamilton for taking care of his dog. i feel like a lot of celebrities treat animals as playthings or accessories. or they buy an expensive breed and treat it as a status symbol. but he seemingly cared about his dog like a member of his family.
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
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trying to even out the strings on my hoodie: a memoir
September 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
trying to even out the strings on my hoodie: a memoir
this was a very good, short read. weird as hell, horrific and gross, unnerving and dreamlike
PUPPET'S BANQUET - a novella by Valkyrie Loughcrewe (eBook only)
Married couple Celia and Martin are brutally attacked on their drive through the Irish countryside. The attack leaves Celia with a violent schism in her mind, seemingly existing in two places at once:...
store.tenebrouspress.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
this was a very good, short read. weird as hell, horrific and gross, unnerving and dreamlike
(drew gooden voice) well YEAH,
September 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
(drew gooden voice) well YEAH,
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art
happy labor day to this guy specifically
September 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
happy labor day to this guy specifically
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day