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they should let me paint this one. come on cowards
a very large (2 feet ish) sculpture of Abaddon the Despoiler at the Warhammer section of PAX Unplugged
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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yeah
a four-and-a-half star review by zoey luke. "I love natalie Portman and I hate the government"
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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top search result:
i proved myself a coward / who would desert a dying man
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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years ago we discovered a creepy old doll house in the crawl space under our house. i gave it some love and now it gets a lot of attention from our local trick or treaters
a spooky haunted house
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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love my gym. fuck columbus
a photo of a chalkboard at Downtown Boxing Club in Silver Spring, MD. the board reads, in part: "MONDAY OCTOBER 13th / INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY / HOURS / 10 AM to 1 PM / FUCK COLUMBUS"
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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furio from the show the sopranos, being correct about columbus
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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poe's a big fan of fang. less enthused about hope. would like to eat sazh's chocobo
final fantasy 13 is playing on a large television. on the couch facing the TV is a cat who is watching the video game
October 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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this is my briefcase. time to work
a duffel bag containing shoes and boxing gloves
October 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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(drew gooden voice) well YEAH,
street sign that reads PARKING FOR PARK USE ONLY
September 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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happy labor day to this guy specifically
evrart claire, the union boss from disco elysium
September 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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norco was pretty great
KEITH: Keith's in the ring.
August 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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broke: CLIVE BARKER'S HELLRAISER
woke: DWANE DIBBLEY'S FARTMASTER
Path of Exile 2 Build Showcase - DwaneDibbley's Fartmaster
July 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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perpetually embarrassing this thing is forced to the top of every google search
google AI result for "robert schwartzman": "Robert Schwartzman is most known for two things: one is a multi-talented artist, and the other is a race car driver. He is an American director, screenwriter, actor, and musician. Additionally, he is a professional race car driver, currently competing in the IndyCar Series."
May 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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aforementioned cat, resting on a blanket between my legs on the couch, contorted so his butt is way up there
May 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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two weeks in when you remember the green m&m
homer simpson reaching for a gummy venus de milo
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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checking in on henry blodget's friends and family
roast beef is imagining his friends and family reacting to how much his scanning his belly button lint looks like he's bangin' a website IMAGINARY RAY: Well, if this don't seal the deal! OUT! Get OUT of my house! NOT my friend! IMAGINARY MOLLY: No wonder you never call! Well, I hope she's warm, 'cause I certainly won't be after I die of shsame!
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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henry blodget wants to be bangin' a website, but whatever. no cookies for him
four panels of the web comic achewood. RAY: Hey Beef! You ever taste sugar cookies? I just -- (Ray finds Roast Beef laying waist-down on a scanner) RAY: Dude, are you bangin' a website? ROAST BEEF: Jesus I'm just scanning my belly button Ray RAY: You're bangin' a website, but whatever. No cookies for you.
April 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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what... what is going on here
An Amazon review. Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2025. Title: Seems hard to smurf this one up. These worked fine for me, but buyers might be smurfed to know that these are designed quite differently than your basic SIM adapters The center is not completely cut out. Meaning the card can not fall through the adapter. It's enclosed on the side without contacts. I worried initially that this may make it too thick to smurf into the sim card slot, but it wasn't a problem for my phone or routers. Plus the card is pretty smurfing convenient, i must admit.
April 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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80s films really were like "ok you can get the fuck out now"
a large television displaying a black screen with white text that reads EXIT MUSIC, which is on the last ~30 seconds of my video copy of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
April 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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emotional support animals
Chandler the cat lounging on the top of a couch in the sun Chandler and Poe the cats sitting and standing on the couch respectively
April 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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twas gillig,
back of a green commuter bus where just below the license plate is embossed the word? GILLIG
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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this weekend, my boy will triumph
formula 1 driver and sweet summer child Yuki Tsunoda, standing on a field with his arms raised, wearing a coat that is clearly way too large for him. the image has been "subtly" photoshopped to make his head and legs about 1/4 of their normal sizes
April 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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loaf sat alone on an empty couch / totally motionless except for his eyes
my cat Poe loafing on the couch the good cat Poe on the couch
April 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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dananana NA na na
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March 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your topographical map of the Island from the LOST deluxe DVD box set
topographical map of the Island from the LOST deluxe DVD box set
March 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM