Kwertzy Industries
@kwertzy.bsky.social
ADG Scenic Artist. Rebel Scum. Full of ham. Queer. New Mexican 'til I die. But also cute. They/them
one fun thing is getting your test results on your health portal and my inner gifted child is blissed out by all the high passes.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
one fun thing is getting your test results on your health portal and my inner gifted child is blissed out by all the high passes.
Oh good I found it. I said this twice yesterday.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh good I found it. I said this twice yesterday.
Oh. Oh this is going to go so badly.
For Them.
We made Yahoo regret buying us.
Ever wonder what AI poisoned by the dankest, weirdest werewolf porn looks like. Welp.
For Them.
We made Yahoo regret buying us.
Ever wonder what AI poisoned by the dankest, weirdest werewolf porn looks like. Welp.
Just a reminder, because everyone seems to have forgotten:
Tumblr wants to or is actively selling your data: mashable.com/article/tumb...
Tumblr wants to or is actively selling your data: mashable.com/article/tumb...
Tumblr user? Here's what to know about Tumblr selling your data to OpenAI and MidJourney
Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.
mashable.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Oh. Oh this is going to go so badly.
For Them.
We made Yahoo regret buying us.
Ever wonder what AI poisoned by the dankest, weirdest werewolf porn looks like. Welp.
For Them.
We made Yahoo regret buying us.
Ever wonder what AI poisoned by the dankest, weirdest werewolf porn looks like. Welp.
Sometimes you go to the doctor to find out why you’ve been sick with gut problems for three weeks, and sometimes you find out it may be because you’re literally full of shit.
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Sometimes you go to the doctor to find out why you’ve been sick with gut problems for three weeks, and sometimes you find out it may be because you’re literally full of shit.
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Wine moms have been right since 2016 but some people have unresolved parent issues and won’t forgive them for wearing cringe hats
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Wine moms have been right since 2016 but some people have unresolved parent issues and won’t forgive them for wearing cringe hats
It is now the theatre of the ass-bird. I will not be taking any questions.
Guy who keeps trying to use the phrase "theatre of the absurd" but keeps mispronouncing it as "theatre of the ass-bird"
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
It is now the theatre of the ass-bird. I will not be taking any questions.
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The thing to like about jensen huang is that he was like a normal CEO 4 years ago and is now in the process of going insane
I have a hard time listening to Jensen Huang because he's such a buzzwordy hype merchant. Also because he makes choices like "whatever the hell this jacket is up to".
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The thing to like about jensen huang is that he was like a normal CEO 4 years ago and is now in the process of going insane
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Happy Birthday to The Voice and the best part of Carnivale, Clancy Brown.
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Happy Birthday to The Voice and the best part of Carnivale, Clancy Brown.
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Bluesky should have a feature where if you get into an argument about whether an elected Democrat’s message was good or bad your phone delivers you an electric shock and makes you do a ten minute mindfulness lesson
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Bluesky should have a feature where if you get into an argument about whether an elected Democrat’s message was good or bad your phone delivers you an electric shock and makes you do a ten minute mindfulness lesson
In my line of work, there are two modes. Either "there's nothing, oh god I will never work again" or "HOLY SHIT I CAN DO DOUBLE DUTY TODAY YESIREE IF I WILL MAKE THIS WORK I WILL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD"
Guess where I'm at.
*eyetwitch*
Guess where I'm at.
*eyetwitch*
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
In my line of work, there are two modes. Either "there's nothing, oh god I will never work again" or "HOLY SHIT I CAN DO DOUBLE DUTY TODAY YESIREE IF I WILL MAKE THIS WORK I WILL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD"
Guess where I'm at.
*eyetwitch*
Guess where I'm at.
*eyetwitch*
Taking out my frustration by yelling at bots on Facebook. Because I have nothing better to do.
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Taking out my frustration by yelling at bots on Facebook. Because I have nothing better to do.
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now more than ever:
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
now more than ever:
I can’t believe this is happening
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I can’t believe this is happening
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Fuck everyone who voted for this and fuck everyone who sat on their hands and allowed this to happen.
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Fuck everyone who voted for this and fuck everyone who sat on their hands and allowed this to happen.
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It’s January. I’m 18. My country just launched an invasion under a Republican President to control more oil.
It’s January. I’m 53. My country just launched an invasion under a Republican President to control more oil.
I am very tired.
It’s January. I’m 53. My country just launched an invasion under a Republican President to control more oil.
I am very tired.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It’s January. I’m 18. My country just launched an invasion under a Republican President to control more oil.
It’s January. I’m 53. My country just launched an invasion under a Republican President to control more oil.
I am very tired.
It’s January. I’m 53. My country just launched an invasion under a Republican President to control more oil.
I am very tired.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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Entering our Too Lazy to Manufacture Consent era
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Entering our Too Lazy to Manufacture Consent era
For WHAT. What did he DO.
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
For WHAT. What did he DO.
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What the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
What the fuck