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Kwertzy Industries
@kwertzy.bsky.social
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ADG Scenic Artist. Rebel Scum. Full of ham. Queer. New Mexican 'til I die. But also cute. They/them
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Hi all. I am painting fake food. Some days I do enjoy my job.
Fake painted Madeline’s
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Scene from the princess bride-- Grandpa, an old man holding a book is looking at his grandson, who is sitting in bed looking up at him. The caption reads: "Yes, you're very smart. Shut up."
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I survived
Sunset in San Diego. It was lovely.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Perfection
Perfectly baked Dutch apple pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from
A still from High School Musical. The cast are dressed in red and white and singing and dancing in the gym. It is set in Albuquerque but in spite of the robust film industry there they filmed it in Utah. For some reason.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Still a little wobbly from Friday.

But things are moving forward. You don't pin down and terrorize ME.
The horrible goose from the horrible goose game holding a knife that says "Peace was never an option"
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Time to bust out our friend again

(Call ME unprofessional, I will show you PROFESSIONAL, I will PROFESSIONALLY RUIN YOUR FUCKING WEEK)
A goose with nunchucks and the caption HELL WON'T TAKE ME
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I’m FIVE YEARS older than this guy.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Grim reaper playing with the claw machine and grabbing a person, he's grinning because the caption says "Dick Cheney?? FUCK YEAH!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Achewood cartoon where a bear walks in and says "Hey guys, guess who got yelled at!" in a sing-song tone.
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Happy Halloween everybody! You can take TWO pieces!
A big bowl of halloween candy. The good stuff.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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The Stone Roses' 1989 album "The Stone Roses"
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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A cartoon guy with a little plate going "well give me some"
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Evergreen
A possum yelling “Come back with a warrant!”
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I painted a house to match the house I made in procreate
Part of a mural I’m painting with a witch’s house. It’s shot at a funny angle. Lots of green ferns and a brown and grey stucco/stone house with a green roof. The procreate design for said mural.
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Quick question what’s this
Image of East Germany with a bunch of red arrows pointing at it
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Having to design a mural and I convinced them I knew how to use procreate. Uh. Here's what I came up with.
October 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Small cartoon character with it's fist on it's hips conveying the expression "you have got to be shitting me"
October 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, in that purple velvet suit and brown top hat, leaning against his hand. Indicating "Yes, yes of course, you dumb fuck" all in one shit-eating grin.
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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An old white racist dude who had defaced his own property with "blacks rule" and burned a confederate flag in the most piss-poor trying to frame black folks for crimes way imaginable
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Tattoo of a labyrinth from Chartres Cathedral
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Painted another guy
A little ghost friend holding a cat on a moon in a space scape
September 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM