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Formerly the prime number few.
Still a pretty good translator, trying to not be a translator anymore.
Drive-by comments in English and German.
Kobudo.
Made out of meat.
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One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.
February 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's usually good when the news makes me queue up Warren Zevon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH...
Lawyers, Guns and Money
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Listen to her podcast for more combinations of words never before seen in the history of English or any other language.
i had to create an account on two different sex doll forums to write an episode about a guy who left a pipe bomb for the confederate reenactment group that kicked him out. i’ve seen some shit out there.
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Timeo techbros et dona ferentes
February 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The Da Vinci Code. No contest. It is so fractally stupid.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Nothing is surer to generate goodwill around the world than the US curating its very own state-sponsored 4chan board
Exclusive: The US State Department is developing an online portal to enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, sources told Reuters reut.rs/4cySsA6
Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere
The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propagan...
reut.rs
February 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Gung hei fat choy, it's the year of the Red Fire Horse, mofos.
Higher res on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149577...
February 17, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Have successfully fed the Brit I'm keeping in my spare room pancakes. Pancake day is now over and we're ready to move on to Lunar New Year.
February 17, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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Artists! Have you had experience with a good (or bad) desktop inkjet printer? My trusty 11y.o. Canon is biting the dust and it's hard to know what replacement suits my needs (HQ printing on matte cardstock, not £££). Windows 11, considering Epson EcoTank ET-2980, but open to hot tips!
February 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Me, teaching the 19th century
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Tagging myself as probably a woodpidgeon.
Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hate to add to the national stereotype, but this is not just an Edeka thing. Better butchers make roses out of salami and black forest ham. This is amateur hour. 😁
Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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That's not how American work leave works, my friend.
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I love waking up in my timezone. "Look at Big Thing" -> "Oh it's that dude nvm" is pretty much the amount of time I wish to expend on this, and it's all done by the time I get to my desk.
Keep being sent this completely nonsensical hogslop. It has multiple egregious lies, which is appropriate because he’s a fraud. Back in September 2024 he falsified a bunch of benchmarks to hype up his open source model. Article is total dogshit. I should annotate it venturebeat.com/ai/reflectio...
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅

(this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him)

🧪🌍 #bird #birb
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Post a banger that's not in English
youtu.be/C6_Uk_2rkQg
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde

Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Did anyone see the big game?
I didn’t.
Just a bunch of people running around.
If they’re not going to release big game onto the field, they shouldn’t call it that.
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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Die US-Regierung baut Konzentrationslager (für 50 Milliarden), erschiesst ihre eigenen Bürger und der Möchtegerndiktator postet Obama als Affen. Oder wie Caren Miosga in der ARD fragen würde: „Ist Trump ein Vorbild für Deutschland, Herr Chrupalla?“
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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Fabulous thread of affectionate highly-skilled parody of British book cover design through the ages.
Mackenzie Crook’s rural dreamscape #Detectorists published by #PenguinBooks (and its offshoots) down the years. 🧵
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February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Brave New World is a more currently-relevant dystopia than 1984.
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 AM